By Reporter X
Bolingbrook authorities are looking for an alien who dropped a miniature coal plant in front of Village Hall. A note, left by the alien, said it was in protest of President Donald Trump withdrawing the US from the Paris Climate Agreement:
“Mayor Roger Claar must have a CO2 fetish because he worked so hard to get Donald Trump elected. If Roger desires CO2 so much that he is willing to destabilize Earth’s climate and threaten human civilization, then may he please accept my gift.”
The alien dropped the six-foot tall coal plant around midnight, then fled in a cloaked UFO. The plant automatically started burning coal. The Men in Blue successfully shut down the plant before it could alter Bolingbrook’s carbon footprint.
“Bolingbrook is building a reputation as Naperville south,” said an official who asked to remain anonymous. “Coal Plants would harm that reputation, which why we had to shut down the plant.”
Other sources confirm that the plant was moved away from Village Hall before residents could notice it. They also confirmed that Illuminati clerics are examining the plant to determine its origin.
Claar could not be reached for comment.