im not feeling very clever at the moment
im not feeling very clever at the moment
Content Warnings: Bloody Movie Violence, Swears, Noisy Audio, Spoilers for John Woo’s Hard-Boiled. Even the thumbnail for the video is a bit bloody, placed under fold.
One time when I was a young ‘un I chanced across a Hong Kong action movie on cable, first time I ever saw one. I was instantly thrilled by the action, everybody leaping around guns blazing, blood spewing out of guys like juice from ripe fruit. The best part, however, was when the action died down for a moment, and the hilarious English dub voices began. “Oh well done. You’re such an asset. Give the guy a gun and he’s Superman, give him two and he’s God!”
I had to turn off the TV because my mom slept in the living room and it was her bedtime. But I went straight to the TV guide to find the name of the movie and next time it was playing. Somebody on yewchoob compiled some of the funniest moments from that dub. Really, the movie is great fun in its non-sillyvoiced glory as well, but I have nostalgia and love for this foolery. Enjoy.
From his movie “Dirty Deeds.” Honestly, I don’t remember anything about the movie except this part.
HJ doesn’t do comments at his blog, but his recent article about Harriet Hall – concluded with a simply told bit of news that makes the more well-loved end of the skeptisphere a lot less lovable – cries out for comment. If you wanna rip on Harriet Hall, or her pals Steven Novella and David Gorski, or whatever, I invite you to make the comments on this post into your mosh pit.
Once upon a time, some SJW types decided we should avoid using stupid and crazy and their synonyms in our discourse, because of splash damage to those with cognitive and mental disabilities. This idea prevailed only in a few narrow places, never on FtB. Gradually, it has faded altogether. It doesn’t help that in the last few years the worst elements of society have been pushing ignorance and irrationality to virtually unprecedented depths. The tumblr types I follow have actively rebuked this voluntary policing of our own language. So should I enforce this in my own language and in my comments section?
Yeah, I’m going to keep doing it. I’m going to respond to the arguments in my last post’s comment section here, paraphrasing for simplicity. Might be that nobody said exactly any one of these – they are amalgamations and distillations. I’m trying to boil this down to reduce redundancy, without leaving any one argument completely unaddressed. Indeed, some of my commenters did less arguing than merely posing questions, and I don’t want the way I’ve set this up to make them think I think this is what they were saying… Whatever. Here I go:
Anybody remember the Ableism Challenge? I’ve made it a matter of principle to never use crazy, stupid, and their synonyms on all my blog posts, the entire time I’ve been doing this. I’ve also made it a comment policy. The most recent violations of said policy are currently unaddressed, because I’m wondering what I should do at this point.
There was a minute when the prevailing feeling in the progressive internet parts was that we need to take ableism seriously in our language. In culture at large we are quick to refer to anything we disagree with as stupid or insane. People with psychological and cognitive disabilities exist and unquestionably do suffer from ableism. Implicit in calling a conservative antivaxxer a “covidiot” is the idea that having such disabilities makes one a fair target of mockery.
FtB has never, on the whole, taken this type of ableism at all seriously, or had any staying power with efforts to reduce it. How many of us are even trying? I feel like I’m not 100% alone in this, but I’m not even sure who the others are. This makes sense – the atheist and skeptic movements are founded on the hobby of making ourselves feel clever by mocking those who are not.
And I get it. This isn’t a callout post for Mano, PZ, or 95% of the commentariat across the whole network. We live in a world on the fast track to extinction and the cultists of a cheap and obvious con artist are spreading doubt about germ theory. I wanna call Q shit stupid and crazy the same as you. Who am I to tie your hands, to tell you not to call a spade a spade?
Furthermore, the SJWsphere seems to have moved on. I never see people addressing ableist language anymore, and have seen a few prominent progressives actively rebuke these restraints. The people who initially advocated for taking stupid and crazy off the table? They’ve been quiet about this for years. Some aren’t even blogging anymore.
I will continue to avoid stupid, crazy, and their synonyms in my posts. It costs me nothing and I like to think this commitment offers some people a way to feel like they have some safe content on the internet, somewhere. But how important is it? Where’s the SJW pulse at, right now? Should I hold my commenters to the same standard as myself?
When I say I want SJW opinions, I mean it. If you’re just commenting to grouse from a centrist or liberal or crass point of view, fuck off. The people whose opinions informed my original stance were the sensitive, the thoughtful, and those who are seriously committed to making the world a better place. Social engineers. Idealists. Real social justice warriors.
I’m going to delete any comments that don’t meet that standard, even if I don’t ban anyone over it. The comments on this post, assuming I get any, are for comrades only.
Justice is a human construct. The Universe does not have an inherent sense of right and wrong. Karma is nonsense, heaven and hell moreso. But sometimes we luck out, and things happen that look to us like nature making things right.
Five conservative radio hosts – all people who spread deadly misinformation about covid – have died of covid. Of them, as you may have heard, Phil Valentine died in the most brutal, drawn out, and excruciating way of the lot. His fellow radio recipients of coincidental justice were Tod Tucker, Marc Bernier, Dick Farrel, and Jimmy DeYoung.
In other good news, disgraced fascist demagogue Baby Milo got covid and poisoned himself with ivermectin.
For a LOT of additional examples of people dying for conservative identity politics, check out the reddit COVIDAteMyFace. How do you feel about the ethics of this kind of reportage? I feel like these stories need to be spread as much as possible, for the sake of the dicks that are dying. If all they care about is owning the libs, maybe they’ll get smart and mask/vax up – if they see that doing otherwise is fielding the opposite result.
I’m put in mind of something but don’t want it to seem like I’m one-upping a comrade in the sidebar.
I finished the first draft of my novel Rent is Theft. That sumbitch took 7 years to get through, and unfortunately the second draft will surely be a year or more in coming. One issue I had throughout was feeling like I didn’t have a distinctive voice / personality for my MC Courtney, but through a quirk of foolery late in my process, I found a fun gimmick to use. She started telling stories to her gf, and I thought to myself, Satan, you can make storytelling her thing.
I’ll have to do a lot of work to make it happen earlier in the book, in the parts I’ve written over the last several years. In the meantime, if you want a sample of her storytelling styles, here is an excerpt I amused myself with posting on tumblr. The uncensored version is funny, the censored one is kind of hilarious. The background of the scene is that the characters are living illegally in a building that is getting a heat treatment, and for lack of planning ended up having to suffer through the heat. To get by, Courtney starts to tell stories. This is about someone they know named Graeme, though they call him Grime.
Get a load of this shit: Activision-Blizzard Hires Amazon Union-Busting Firm. As Boots Riley from the Coup said, “If we’re ever gonna do it let’s do it now.” That is to say, when a government agency in a state with anti-worker wildcat strike laws decides to bring charges against a company for fucking massive systemic sexual harassment, and as employees start to organize, and that is their response? Workers of the world unite!
The game industry is massive in profits thanks to selling gambling to children, but small in workforce, which makes it extremely vulnerable to labor revolt. It hasn’t happened yet only because douchebros attach sucking corporate ass product to their sense of manhood and identity, and have stacked the industry with like-minded people.
But the video game industry, like all creative industries, is so vicious and life-draining that even scumbag misogynist right wingers last an average of two years there before flaming out and going back to work at Electronics Boutique. The sausage is made out of art students and young programmers, and management thinks nothing of it because there’s always a new graduating class to brainrape (or sometimes just physically rape).
So here’s how you do it. Organize their asses before they leave the schools. You can’t do this at one school or you’ll just get the grads there shadowbanned. You need to hit them all at the same time. There are not that many schools producing video game creators. Find them, do not involve the faculty in any way, and infiltrate their shit. Full court propaganda press.
You get enough traction and make these vampire businesses face a united group of graduates saying NO. I don’t have the time to do a two year unpaid internship, or take starvation wages. NO. It is not acceptable to make drinking to excess normal during business hours. NO. Seriously, your entire fucking culture must die, now, so that the silly people who love video games enough to want to make them can stop being chewed up and shit out. Having a dream should not make you into so much bloody meat for billionaire pit bulls.
Video game workers of the world unite. You have nothing to lose but your mass exploitation.