“You’ll Be Hearing ‘Merry Christmas’ A Lot More This Year”

“We’re getting near that beautiful Christmas season that people don’t talk about anymore. They don’t use the word ‘Christmas’ because it’s not politically correct,” he said, explaining that politically correct culture has made it difficult to celebrate the holiday. “You go to department stores, and they’ll say ‘Happy New Year,’ or they’ll say other things, and it’ll be red — they’ll have it painted — but they don’t say — Well, guess what? We’re saying ‘Merry Christmas’ again.”

I’m saying “Merry Christmas”!
It’s so wonderful to hear!
Thanks to Trump, I get to say it,
Which I hadn’t, since… last year. [Read more…]

An Unwanted Re-Post

I hope we did what’s best for you
I know, at least, we tried.
I took you to the doctor
And I stayed there at your side;
I talked with you for one last time
Then held you as you died.
I kissed your head, and said good-bye
And cried
And cried
And cried. [Read more…]

Impeach! Impeach! Impeach! Impeach! (For Greta)

Because I have the pow’r of speech
Impeach! Impeach! Impeach! Impeach!
If I believed in God, I’d preach
Impeach! Impeach! Impeach! Impeach!
From mountain-top to sandy beach
Impeach! Impeach! Impeach! Impeach!
In darkest ink no sun could bleach
Impeach! Impeach! Impeach! Impeach!
Deep in my blood, to tell each leech
Impeach! Impeach! Impeach! Impeach!
Beyond what mortal man might reach
Impeach! Impeach! Impeach! Impeach!
My duty calls; I will not breach—
Impeach! Impeach! Impeach! Impeach!
One final lesson I will teach—
Impeach! Impeach! Impeach! Impeach! [Read more…]