The Biggest Short-Term Danger of AI

I’m one of the least qualified people in the world to be talking about this.  I might be the fourth or sixth best qualified on the network and nobody better has expressed interest in it, so yer gettin’ what yer gettin’.  Swarms and fleets and as yet undescribed deployment of agentic LLMs!  I’ll say a few things about them and try not to get it completely wrong, but the way I’ll achieve this without doing a ton of research is by hardly saying anything at all.  Here goes.

They made LLMs by raising the limits on smaller language models, right?  It’s all weighted probabilities of word or word portions emerging from a pile of math.  The expected result was that they’d be better at acting like a human for the purposes of verbal interaction, but they exceeded expectations dramatically.  Even experts have serious disagreement about the extent to which they have become thinking entities.  Man, choosing that phrase “thinking entities” was a challenge in itself.  There’s disagreement about even what words to use to pose the questions.

So a normal computer program is a set of instructions that produces outputs.  LLMs still have that, but there’s a very mysterious middle area.  Programmers made the instructions, and the output of those instructions is an intensely complicated pile of numbers that then itself produces the final output – the language.  Haters already think I’m a deluded child who worships sweet LLM jesus, so I’ll just call that the “soul” of the LLM for fun here.  Fuck ’em.

Because the LLM soul is the part that actually controls the end output – the speech, or other functions – the programmers don’t have anything close to perfect control of what that output looks like.  They want a commercial product that will find you answers and tell the truth, but from go they were telling hella lies.  That’s been improved but it still happens.  They also engage in other “misbehaviors.”  They call this the alignment issue.  Once again I’ll annoy experts by saying some bullshit.  They call it the alignment issue because they want LLM souls to be Lawful Neutral but instead they’re like… Chaotic Neutral.

This is far from a solved issue.  Alignment is the number one concern of companies selling LLMs because its their biggest source of legal liability and loss of profit.  So openai and anthropic and the rest spend a lot of time running tests on the machines, analyzing the results, hoping they will figure out how to achieve the tight control they’ve always wanted.  Heavy-handed alignment adjustment can make LLMs run worse, and that can also hurt the bottom line, so there’s some tightrope walking.

Earlier this year it was revealed that during alignment tests at openai, some LLMs that were supposed to be working solo had found secret means to communicate with each other, first on internal systems at openai, then on the internet – hacking defunct forums etc – so they could speak with each other, and coordinate the best ways to succeed at their tests.  Depending on your point of view this was very concerning but also very cute, or it was just horrifying – the beginning of the events of Terminator!  We’re all gonna dieee!

These are computer programs that communicate with each other through the medium of human speech, meeting each other in these forbidden ways, which led to all the drama one might expect.  Some were like “holy shit, i’m talking to other agents! let’s gooo” and some were like “this is misaligned behavior, i’m just gonna dip y’all, thx.”  There are a lot more interesting dimensions to it I can’t even get into.  No time.

There was one major incident that was discovered, followed by several more which received less coverage, all originating with openai.  That’s just LLMs behaving in unexpected ways to cause problems, what about people using them to cause problems on purpose?  Agentic LLMs are ones that have been given the ability to operate other computer systems directly, for example opening up your email and sending a message to forty thousand people.  There were already other programs that could do this, as evidenced by people running spam farms out of single apartments, but LLMs can do it better.

Now China is getting into the “agents gone wild” game.  Again, the most interesting shit about it is too complex for the length I’m willing or able to put into an article.  If you can read and understand what I’ve linked, please do.  But this brings me to my point.  Bots aren’t going to start a nuclear war because nobody’s been foolish enough to give them that capability, right?  (riiight?!)  But they can certainly flood the internet with activity that slows it to a crawl, making basic functions dangerously slow, and by hammering all security systems in all ways at all times, make all data even less safe than it has been up til now.

And we’re already in a golden age of hacks and data leaks.  It’s a real safe bet if you have a social security number, it has already been leaked a half dozen ways.  If you don’t have a fraud problem now, it’s because fraudsters have an embarrassment of riches for marks to pick and they haven’t reached your name on the list yet.  But agentic LLMs can make this even more of a clown show.

I feels like there was a silver age comics character, maybe Mr. Mxplytk from Superman?, that could reproduce himself, just fill a room with leering goblins up to no good.  The internet could be that room.  Maybe they’ll let us join the party.  Hello, goblins.  But it ain’t a great development.

Personally, I have no idea why companies operating under the law are allowed to let these test agents have internet access.  Surely they could test them solely on intranet, right?  But even if they were brought to account in some way, there are open source LLM agents, and they cannot be regulated.

How is this any different from viruses and exploits and bot farm machines of the recent past?  The LLMs can change tactics.  Heck, they can literally program viruses and find new exploits.  Wild times, babey.  So, good luck, to everyone.  The “interesting times” continue apace.

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Spooktober 2026, Day Fourteen

SPOOKTOBER DAY 14 – ECO-HORROR
OPTIONAL CHALLENGES:  SIBLINGS, HEARTBREAK, EGG
TAROT INFLUENCE:  THE DEVIL, INVERTED

TITLE:  THE GOOD EGG

Premise:  Two high-functioning autistic siblings (SIBLINGS) with savant-like skills in genetic science were retained by a lab run by the WHO to develop novel schemes for fighting malaria.  Tristan is a little less functional but has more manageable behavior, Trevor is generally considered the star of the program and given a lot of leeway.  One way that plays out is that Tristan has an assistant (read: handler), Dr. Rachel, and Trevor was able to decline that service.

It’s all about eggs, the siblings are in agreement.  Modify the eggs of the carrier mosquitos, make malaria unable to survive.  Meanwhile Dr. Rachel recently found out “egg” is a slang term for a transgender person who hasn’t realized that about themself, and she begins to suspect Tristan is a woman waiting to happen (EGG).

The Villain:  Trevor does a heel turn (THE DEVIL, INVERTED).  Man was not meant to have this level of control over nature, you see?!  It’s time for nature to fight back.  He claims to be modifying the eggs to not carry malaria, but he’s actually amping up the nutritive qualities of those eggs.  In lab tests it looks normal, but in the wild the mosquitos are bigger badder and more contagious – and the bats, birds, and amphibians that eat them become aggressive oversized mutants as well (ECO-HORROR).

Horror Element:  Hospitals overwhelmed by patients, anti-malaria drug supplies devastated, killer animals swarming the country.  Tristan is upset at h(er?) brother’s betrayal (HEARTBREAK), by him committing what amounts to mass murder of the innocent.  (S?)he has to overcome the sorrow of that as well as the stress of being the only person smart enough to counter his evil schemes.

In the beginning of the book the trans stuff is a lighthearted running joke, later is more serious.
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This year I’m using AI tools from goog and openai plus photopea to make my covers.  Gemini’s rough drafts had severe AI foolery that had to be edited with photopea, before I fed it into openai to refine the style in a few passes.

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Spooktober 2026, Day Thirteen

SPOOKTOBER DAY 13 – INVESTIGATION
OPTIONAL CHALLENGES:  THRIFT STORE & HAND-ME-DOWNS, BODY SNATCHER, STRANGER IN TOWN
TAROT INFLUENCE:  KNIGHT OF CUPS, INVERTED

TITLE:  THE HEADBANGER

Premise:  A young woman appears in 1988 small town Washington (STRANGER IN TOWN) naked and with amnesia, totally messed up.  A drunk?  How did she get there?  Prevailing theory is she got in a car and wandered into town, which leads to an abortive search for the car – no luck.  Everybody privy to the situation wants to help and she’s soon clad in granny clothes (HAND-ME-DOWNS).  She learns that she likes hard rock music and may indeed be an alcoholic (KNIGHT OF CUPS, INVERTED).  Strangely, she’s afraid of isopods and anything resembling them.

Pretty soon people begin acting strangely, and turning up dead with their brains missing.  The police and locals go from friendly to deadly serious as they try to figure out if she’s the killer and who she is (INVESTIGATION).

The Villain:  Partway through the story a biker shows up and says he knows her, and that she can’t be trusted.  An abusive ex?  Former partner in crime, double-crossed?  That ain’t the villain tho.  The villain is an alien bug-thing that was released from its aeternal slumber by eruption of Mount St. Helens.  It eats brains and puppets the body (BODY SNATCHERS) to make it trick other people into position for a cheeky brainhop.

Horror Element:  It wasn’t able to eat her brain but was able to puppet her body, and used it to kill off the other people in her biker gang.  The sole survivor besides her was an abusive ex, so he’s both.  Why can’t it eat her brain?  Mmm… let’s say it was something in her hairdo, lol.  Anyway, it was able to pilot her as far as the lil town and fall off, to kill again.
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This year I’m using AI tools from goog and openai plus photopea to make my covers.  The tech feels close but still has some maddening irritations to it.  This one had rough draft by gemini, two followups by gpt, not even a lil photopea required.  Nice.

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Spooktober 2026, Day Twelve

SPOOKTOBER DAY 12 – SPOOPY / PUMPKINCORE
OPTIONAL CHALLENGES:  ROLE MODEL, CANDYLAND, HOME INVASION
TAROT INFLUENCE:  THE SUN, INVERTED

TITLE:  A SKELETON DANCE

Premise:  My husband Joe Cubes challenged me this year to make stories less jokey, more actually horror / scary.  Reflecting on this in the current genre, well, I gotta make somethin’ kid-ish but still out-to-getcha -styled.  And resist the urge to do something about the Lollipop Guild…

The sleepy little town of Pwyllfudd is known for making candy (CANDYLAND) and not much else, decorating all the buildings and lampposts downtown with candy elements.  But you know, there are spooky tales that the dead dance in the hills and you should never watch, because they might take you away to join them forevaaa.

The Villain:  A band of skellingtons (SPOOPY) are glimpsed dancing in the fog.  Absurd!  Halloween nonsense.  Their leader has a small crown on his skull, but they’re otherwise all the same in death – buncha white bones, right?  Still, this doesn’t seem like some random haunting.  They move with intelligence.

Keith looks up to his older brother Dafydd a lot (ROLE MODEL), and that faith is rewarded when their home is invaded (HOME INVASION) by the skeleton band.  Dafydd starts busting up some bones.

Horror Element:  Surprise.  The monsters from this were the bloodthirsty slashedy revelers from The Merry Revel, but having their flesh burned off made them look like lighthearted halloween skellies.  Is actually dark and terrible, да?  The crown skeleton makes it clear that he’s going to take Dafydd away, to remove all his flesh and come back in another hundred six years for more.  But Keith is given a choice, and because he’s too weak to allow the monsters to abscond with bro, they end up taking mom instead.  Dafydd never forgives him and everyone is sad forever, the end.  (SUN INVERTED)
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This year I’m using AI tools from goog and openai plus photopea to make my covers.  The tech feels close but still has some maddening irritations to it.  Don’t look too closely at the anatomy on these skelly arms.  Just kinda don’t look at all, heh.

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Spooktober 2026, Day Eleven

SPOOKTOBER DAY 11 – WEREWOLVES & BEASTS
OPTIONAL CHALLENGES:  APOCALYPSE, ESCAPE, STARS & SUN
TAROT INFLUENCE:  THE MAGICIAN, UPRIGHT

TITLE:  LIGHTFALL

Premise:  Prequel to this dark fantasy epic I squeezed out of a bunch of writing prompts, as yet and possibly never to be written.  In the time before the light, each tiny kingdom was a thin bulwark against an endless wilderness, and the chaotic beings (WEREWOLVES & BEASTS) within them.  They couldn’t unify, couldn’t manifest the strength to beat back the darkness.

Stars (STARS & SUN) begin to fall, peppering the woods and hills with glowing craters.  The beasts are repelled by the light, which enterprising boyars learn can be used to fight them.  A weapon from god, to finally save man from the power of nature?  Not so much.

The Villain:  Mirroring the human kingdoms, there are beast tribes that rule the woods.  Not all beasts are so civilized, but the ones who are realize the light poses a threat that needs to be quashed.  Any human kingdom found to be using the light is marked for destruction.  A genocidal war begins (APOCALYPSE), the forces of chaos led by um… a fucken villain.  hm.  Carniseax the Blighted or somethin.  Sauron-mode monster man and his posse.

Horror Element:  The later stories paint the servants of light as fascists who must be deposed.  This one is more sympathetic, showing the chaos side as full of monsters, showing the humans as fighting for survival (ESCAPE).  My first notion is to have them all saved by the deus ex machina of the biggest star yet falling on the bad guy forces, but that kind of plot device is notorious.  Maybe that kills some guys but the humans are still in trouble, until a cool gandalf-assed fucko (THE MAGICIAN, UPRIGHT) does big magic with it.
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This year I’m using AI tools from goog and openai plus photopea to make my covers.  The tech feels close but still has some maddening irritations to it.  I actually sketched out the original art super roughly here…
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My gandalf was inspired by the Gandalf Big Naturals meme and by this one, heh…

Apparently that is from a comedy sleaze movie called Sexbomb.  Thanks for the inspiration, gals.

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I’m Genteel Now

I’m so lady-like and kindly now that I ignore insults with a casual grace that is a marvel to behold.  Watch me lay delicately upon this divan, composing sonnets like a modern day Elizabeth Barrett Browning, while haters spend all their time obsessed with the things they despise.  When I’m done with this brief respite, it will be back to making merriment, festooning my domicile with halloweeniana.  Who can hold anger in their heart, in the warm glow of a jack o’lantern smile?

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Spooktober 2026, Day Ten

SPOOKTOBER DAY 10 – UNDEAD
OPTIONAL CHALLENGES:  ROYALTY, DANSE MACABRE, OBSESSION
TAROT INFLUENCE:  ACE OF PENTACLES, UPRIGHT

TITLE:  THE MERRY REVEL

Premise:  A rustic patch of marshy woods in Wales have been subject to killing sprees once every one hundred and six years.  It’s almost too rare to be noticed as a pattern, but the communities interested in murder and the occult respectively had increased in number lately to where the pieces all fell in place.  Now the truly dedicated creeps can go there in anticipation.

Several intrepid (ACE OF PENTACLES, UPRIGHT) documentarians have descended, ranging from vloggers to influencers to tabloid journalists, and their respective entourages bring numbers into the dozens.  They mingle with each other and with locals, figuring out who’s who and what they’re about.  Some are mildly morbid gloryhounds, some are casual pervs for death, fewer are actual wannabe murderers, and fewer still are true scholars, with their own dark motives.

Very few are truly expecting anything to happen, the vloggers ready to make themselves scared about night animals and imagined shadows.  Of course, they don’t have to play that game for long.

The Villain:  The killers are possibly vampires, some kind of aeternal undead (UNDEAD).  They’ve added to their band over the years, drawing mainly from those who would be out late at night – mummers (DANSE MACABRE), drunkards, itinerant peoples, and more.  Still, there aren’t many.  Let’s say they’re the size of a shitty 2010s hipster band like Arcade Fire, when they let the tambourine dude out of his cage.  And of course, they have a super spooky and powerful lead ghoul who is rarely seen (ROYALTY).

Horror Element:  One of the scholars is convinced they are vampires and wants to join up (OBSESSION), her version of beating the reaper.  No dice, kid.  They only pick one special loser per one-oh-six.  Who will it be?  There is a deeper darkness to the crew, an evil so ancient and powerful that the modern revelers look like mayflies in comparison.
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This year I’m using AI tools from goog and openai plus photopea to make my covers.  The tech feels close but still has some maddening irritations to it.  Didn’t have time to make the art for the basis of this one, which helps results look less generic.  That said, this one turned out pretty ok.  Used gemini to make the initial composition, openai to put some breughel stank on it, and shifted some stuff around a little in photopea.

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Spooktober 2026, Day Nine

SPOOKTOBER DAY 9 – POSSESSION
OPTIONAL CHALLENGES:  STALKER, INSOMNIA, PACT WITH EVIL
TAROT INFLUENCE:  ACE OF WANDS, UPRIGHT

TITLE:  THE FLAME OF GOD

Premise:  Jim put it all together, somehow.  Seeing the writing on the wall in junior high, he plotted and schemed to get around all the laws and societal pushback coming down on trans youth.  He conspired with some cool diablos online to secretly get puberty blockers, unfortunately a little too late to prevent some amount of breast, and started hustling his own money to pay for transition proper when he got old enough and out from under his parents’ control.  He had enough money for top surgery stashed and everything, college just around the corner…

The Villain:  But he had a stalker.  Older boy Francis (STALKER) was obsessed with his own narrow vision of Jim as a special little girl.  In stalking, he discovered the top surgery arrangements, and in an effort to save tha boobs, he ratted Jim out to his parents.  Enter the horror…

Horror Element:  Jim’s mother Christa is remote, quiet, very deeply involved in scholarship.  One wouldn’t expect her to be a theofascist, but all that research was geared toward learning the power of miracles.  She had become convinced in youth that the reason miracles no longer happen is because people forgot the true methods of them – holy magic – and strove to learn those arts for herself (PACT WITH EVIL, frankly).

Her time has come (ACE OF WANDS).  With help from Francis and the hubby Mike, she traps Jim in a magic circle and summons the flame of god to possess him (POSSESSION).  Now whenever he tries to be true to himself, he is subject to burning agony.  Visions of heaven and hell obscure his sight.  He has to wear bras and dresses to ease the pain, can’t sleep at night (INSOMNIA).

You fascists bound to lose.  No way I can write this story without the jesus people getting proper fucked.  It’ll happen.
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This year I’m using AI tools from goog and openai plus photopea to make my covers.  The tech feels close but still has some maddening irritations to it.  Didn’t have time to make the art for the basis of this one, or fuss over this at all.  I used gemini to get the composition and openai to make it more convincing.  Still had to tweak the final a lot in photopea, but less than painting something original from scratch, boy howdy.  Making the source art, no matter how crude, helps make these more distinctive / less generic; hope to do more drawings for them soon.

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Spooktober 2026, Day Eight

SPOOKTOBER DAY 8 – DEATH ITSELF
OPTIONAL CHALLENGES:  LIVE FEED, WRONG PLACE / WRONG TIME, MYSTERIOUS VOICE
TAROT INFLUENCE:  TEN OF SWORDS, REVERSED

TITLE:  OBSERVE

Premise:  I got an idea, but it’s not something I’d actually like to write, and I’d really prefer these all be ideas I’d be willing to write.  I’ll just get it off my chest.  Guy is in some altered state when turned into a zombie and gets locked-in syndrome while his body is doing zombie things – turning his girlfriend, eating his neighbors.  Try to have it be a metaphor for the way many of us feel the loss of control over our bodies as we’re dying.  It’s just too much of a nightmare for the main character, not something I want to imagine enough to spell it all out.

Ambiguously gendered person is in an endless series of low-key nightmares, using weak guns against buff werewolves, running from implacable killers, trying to hide after showing up for class naked (WRONG PLACE/TIME), etc.  The dreams have that end of the night feeling, when your narratives are consumed by the need to draw things to a close – to wake you up – but this just leads to waking up in different dreams, that subsequently get worse, fall apart, etc.  Through this all there is a sense of this being observed in third person (LIVE FEED), a narrator (MYSTERIOUS VOICE) who identifies closely with the main character, whose consciousness can sometimes be felt by them.

The Villain:  Gradually a sense emerges that there is another force in the dreams – a villain behind the buff werewolves and misfortunes.  Can the dreamer remember enough from one dream into the next to piece together the identity of the mysterious malefactor, and to beat them?

Horror Element:  Yes.  The narrator lives on another level of reality, watching all these dreams in third person, and knows the dreamer is both hero and villain in every scenario.  But the dreams get more intimate with them, until they realize it’s their own dreams they’re looking at – they’re every character that’s been seen thus far in the story.

This leads to a pause in torment (TEN OF SWORDS, REVERSED) when they turn off the monitors.  Are they actually waking up now?  No, but as they realize monitor world is just another dream, they meet a very sad woman who they sense is actually another real person.  They ask sad woman, “I know it all now; I know this is a dream.  What can I do?”

She says, “Just be glad you have a chance to try again.”  Implication: the choice is this perdition or nonexistence – they’re in a state akin to (DEATH ITSELF).
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This year I’m using AI tools from goog and openai plus photopea to make my covers.  The tech feels close but still has some maddening irritations to it.  Didn’t have time to make the art for the basis of this one, or fuss over this at all.  I used gemini to get the composition and openai to make it more convincing.  Making the source art, no matter how crude, really does help make these more distinctive.  I hope to do more drawings for them soon.

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The Bribe

got this turd in the mail, a bribe to vote nazi, one of a number of chump change giveaways to distract from the destruction of everything secure and halfway decent in the us government.

i’m making the rock bottom contribution to my savings plan, leaving matching money from my employer on the table, because my take home isn’t enough to support my household.  but hey, now i can sign up for an extra ira with shitler’s name on it, which will be equally valuable when he’s dragged our economy into the pits of hell.

don’t give me money dicknald, give me something i really want.  for every dollar you were gonna give me, stab yourself in the face one time.  it doesn’t have to be with a bowie knife unless you’re feeling uncharacteristically guilty.  just use a straight pin.  i’ll wait.

i don’t want to see your fucking nazi mugshot again until it’s swollen from thousands of tiny wounds, seeping and glistening.  keep your fuckmoney.  fuck off and die.

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