Are the members of Bolingbrook Village Board avoiding each other? Eyewitness accounts suggest that they are.
Dena, who asked that we not use her last name, said she saw trustees Maria Zarate and Deresa Hoogland at Ikea. According to Dena, the two didn’t notice each other at first.
“I was so excited,” said Dena. “I’m a big fan of (Bolingbrook Mayor Roger Claar) and his trustees. So I said hi. Then things became really strange.”
According to Dena, the two trustees noticed each other. Dena said they started wide-eyed at each other for a second then started screaming. Each of them ran in the opposite direction, and out of Dena’s sight.
“I have no idea what that was about.”
Paul, who also asked that we not use his last name, said he spotted trustees Michael Lawler and Sheldon Watts on Boughton Road. Watts was driving his car while Lawler was an Uber passenger. According to Paul, both cars were at a stoplight. When Lawler looked out the window at Watts, he started screaming. Watts turned and screamed when he saw Lawler. Paul claims that Lawler took off his coat and covered his window with it. Watts averted his eyes from Lawler’s car. When the light turned red Watts accelerated away.
“I don’t get it,” said Paul. “They’re normally so nice to each other.”
Lisa, a waitress at the Bolingbrook Golf Club, said she noticed odd behavior from Trustee Ricardo Morales:
“I was serving his chicken wrap. I think we were calling it a New York Chicken Wrap that day. Anyway, I casually mentioned that Roger was hanging out in the President’s Room. He turned pale and his eyes widened. He said: ‘I’m taking the plate. Put this on Mr. Washington’s expense account, and give yourself a 25 percent tip. I was never here!’ Then he ran off. I wonder if Mr. Washington knows he has an expense account here?”
Another anonymous source said that before his group could meet in Trustee Leroy Brown’s office, they had to sign a form stating that they were not elected Bolingbrook officials.
Pete, who claims to work inside Village Hall, stated that: “The board is afraid that if any trustees are seen together, Trustee-Elect Robert Jaskiewicz will say they’re holding an official meeting, and demand to be immediately sworn in.
“We’ve had single party rule since the 1990s,” said Pete. “We’re in no hurry to start experimenting with bi-partisan government. I think its one of the reasons the May 9 meeting was canceled. We’re delaying the inevitable until near the end of the May 23 meeting.”
According to another anonymous source in Village Hall, Jaskiewicz and another person were seen standing in front of Claar’s office. Jaskiewicz knocked on the door and said: “Hello Roger? Are you having a meeting in there? If you are, you need to let me in. I even did you a favor and brought Representative Bill Foster so you don’t have to swear me in. He’ll do it for you!”
Charline Z. Spencer, public relations intern for the Village of Bolingbrook, denied that the trustees were avoiding each other: “The Open Meetings Act has guidelines on what constitutes a meeting. Merely being in the same room with other elected officials does not constitute a meeting.” She added: “Bob, Roger, and Leroy were at a Rotary club function a few days ago without any incident. So that disproves your story right there. Try to be more like the Bolingbrook Patch. They didn’t question me when I oversold the Paul Harris Fellow recognition Leroy received.”
Spencer could not provide the reason for the cancellation of the May 9 Board meeting but insisted it had nothing to do with Jaskiewicz.
Spencer, however, feels that Jaskiewicz will change the culture in Village Hall: “Things have been very quiet since I started, but that’s going to change. Once Bob is sworn in, it’s going to be like an episode of Game of Thrones! Minus the sex and violence, of course.”
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