By the Bolingbrook Babbler Editorial Board

Seriously?

Will this country elect a convicted felon as its leader? Are we about to elect someone who led an insurrection and tried to overturn a free and fair election? Who was a terrible President? Someone who is a sexual predator?

We remember the pandemic, the riots at Clow UFO Base, and the First Lady ordering aliens to only buy her brand of human suits. We remember how Interstellar Commonwealth nearly gave up on humanity.

We’ve come a long way since Trump left office. Violent crime is down nationally. The Interstellar Commonwealth now has a higher opinion of humanity. Even inflation and illegal border crossings are down.

Vice-President Kamala Harris has played a key role in the success of the Biden administration. Harris’s extensive work on covert projects unfortunately means that the public will never know. For example, we recently learned about her extensive interstellar diplomatic trips. She is the reason aliens may reveal themselves before the end of the century. Humanity might have a future among the stars, thanks to her efforts.

Under a second Donald Trump term, American Democracy will have no future. The guardrails that protected us will be gone. The public will then realize that the term “Illegals” extends beyond undocumented immigrants.

So of course we’re endorsing Harris to be our next President. She isn’t perfect, but she will be a more competent President than Trump. Plus, if she’s elected, there will be another election. If Trump is elected, we may not have another free and fair election.

Some billionaire publishers say that editorial boards shouldn’t endorse candidates. Perhaps it has something to do with them not wanting to lose their government contracts under a Trump administration? If we could, we would ask them, why have an editorial board if it cannot express certain opinions? They may bend the knee to Trump too early, but we won’t.

Democracies don’t die in Darkness. They die when people remain silent as tyrants take over. It would be irresponsible for us to remain silent before another most important election of our lifetimes.

Also in the Babbler:

Clow UFO Base doubles security before Election Day
Interstellar Court rejects attempt to bar Bolingbrook women from voting
UFOs display political ads days before the election
God will not smite Bolingbrook this week