This poem is dedicated to all mothers, who fresh from birthing say “Never again”, only to do it again! Written in a funny tone, it encapsulates the pain, frustration and joy of having a baby. Happy Mothers’ Day!
Ouch, what is that kick
That makes me sick
Breaking in sweat
Oh my, I am wet
Is that mucous
Oh just focus!
It’s coming, go get the doctor
Stop looking at the buttocks
Tis no time for old wives’ tales
For I am in pains and already pale
I am coming, I am coming, you screamed
Keep pushing, keep pushing now you screech [Read more…]