One of the reasons I hate spam and spammers is because it’s bad marketing.
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One of the reasons I hate spam and spammers is because it’s bad marketing.
Atomic lighter. Do we need to discuss this further?
… By buying a cheap-crap LED flashlight that was probably made in China!
If you knew where all the nuclear bunkers were, and all the targets were, you could plan ahead and be the first to leave your bones and bloody scratch-marks on the outside of the bunker door. Good plan!
There is a whole new wave of spam coming in – it’s all about growing your own body-parts from your own body-parts. Presumably this is a set-up for “live forever!” spam, coming to an in-box, soon.
U.S Department of State 2201 C Street NW Washington, DC 20520. E-mail: departmentofsteta12@gmail.com
It appears that someone in the spamming industry has a sense of the ridiculous. I’m not going to give them my clicks, but I assume this is an invitation to a drive-by malware download, or a mental bait and switch.
I only see spam when I check my email on my iPhone; my desktop and laptop have some nifty bayesian spam classifiers that are about 99% accurate. On most days I never see any spam at all. It might be fun to do a breakdown of the various forms of spam that I get, but roughly it’s about 30% erectile dysfunction, 25% political (lots of anti-Obama and anti-Hillary. Still anti-Hillary) , 20% tactical/paramilitary gear, 10% how to pick up girls, 10% hair growth, 5% brides for sale.
This hit my inbox a few days ago. It’s some kind of masterpiece.
This is certainly unexpected: FBI Director James B. Comey emailed me.