Bulk mailing a big chunk of Pennsylvania has to be a bit expensive, right? Or maybe not. Perhaps I should write some of my own poetry and bulk mail everyone; then I can claim I am “widely published” or something.
Pennsylvania is part of the “burned over” area of the US where various christian chucklefuck cults originated, spread, anathematized one another, and died. My guess is that this is someone appealing to their ‘base’ – except that their base is on the dark side of the moon, or something.
Positive survival is not possible on this continent
Yes, that’s true. But there’s a reason I live in the mountains on a great big chunk of limestone with a sheer drop to a river (aka: “drainage”) as I told my banker when I got my mortgage, “if I need flood insurance you guys will be in serious trouble.” I’m 2,000 feet higher than Clearfield, which does flood.
UFOs are going to lead us all to the promised land, if our behavior is strict!
Oh it’s quoting Revelations? Bah, even the ancient christians knew that was just some sociopathic loner sitting out in the middle of noplace posting blog-rants. Don’t they have any idea how easy that shit is to write?
And on the third day I saw rising
from the sea that which forever sleeps
like student loan debt, great Cthulhu,
casting all before him like Skittles(tm) for
his degustation. Ia! And the golfers ran
but they did not make it to cover in time.