In a flanking maneuver, let’s attack St Nicholas. A friend of mine sent me this gem:
There may be some pedophilic implications in that artwork too. Or is that pedo-necro? If they’re resurrected pickles, is it a sin?
Also, it amuses me greatly that various saints supposedly topped Jesus’ big Lazarus show routine, in pretty splashy ways, all the time. And, in case one of you hasn’t seen this yet, I love Rowan Atkinson’s characterization of Jesus as a sort of carnie.