The spambots that have been filling stderr’s comment-spam queue sometimes leave me effusive praise. Naturally, I take the praise seriously while rejecting any reasoned critique from real people.
This is how to praise someone:
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I’d describe that as “Trumpian” except that it’s about someone else, and Trump would only be so effusive about himself.
This one is incorrect:
runescape gold armor writes:
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I do not use my clock time for blogging. I do all my blogging in “dilation time” – that’s the little frilly edges of time when it gets stretched or compressed.
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Part 2 was queued and burned a hole in the queue. It was last seen heading (waves vaguely) that way, very fast.
National “talk like a spambot day” is probably not going to happen as a thing, but if I were
god-emperor president I would require it. Of course then I’d have to pull all of your comments out of the spam bin, which (looks inside) is plenty full and it looks like some rats got into it.