Does anyone in The Commentariat wish to have some unusual seeds?
No, sorry, it’s not weed, coca, or opium poppies. It’s maple trees. I simply could not stop my hands from clicking “BUY” when I saw these and I have no idea if they’ll survive up here or not. But I’ll have more than I need and perhaps one of you would like a few. If so, how to contact me is on the sidebar.
As I mentioned [stderr] I am willing to help bankroll development of roundup-ready naughty things – if anyone has the necessary skills to produce such things, leave a secret message buried in a coffee can in your back yard and one of our underground agents will contact you. What I’d really enjoy seeing is glow in the dark or UV-sensitive koi. Someone please make that happen – please – do a kickstarter and watch the money roll in. Except for the small matter of having the perfect trifecta of evil after you: Monsanto, the DEA, and the cartels – a kickstarter for roundup-ready coca seeds would be an excellent denial of clue attack against the WOD. [cybi] Uh, now I guess I need to add the pro forma “don’t try this at home” disclaimer.
If you ever try to email me and don’t get a response, it’s almost certainly the case that you somehow triggered my spam filters – they can get aggressive sometimes, especially if you’re wielding a Strike Pen or wearing Stealth Sunglasses. If you email me and don’t hear anything from me within a week, you can PM me on Facebook comment on stderr (wordpress harvests your email addresses, so if you tell me you got spam-bucketed because you offered to enlarge my bunker, I’ll just search you in my database)