If you knew where all the nuclear bunkers were, and all the targets were, you could plan ahead and be the first to leave your bones and bloody scratch-marks on the outside of the bunker door. Good plan!
My hat’s off to the spammers who sent me this – they are demonstrating the truth of Smedley Butler’s War is a Racket.
This is a serious topic, though. Don’t you wonder how many residents near Greenbrier resort [gb] knew that they were going to get the personal attention of several 1 megaton H-bombs, because of the bolt-hole that had been secretly built in their midst. Talk about “undesirable neighbors!”
First, we destroy everyone’s lives.
Then, we hide.
Then, we emerge to resume controlling you, as feudal lords.