Is Sithrak planning to end the world on Sept 23? [express]
Sithrak is going to fuck everyone up when they die, so it makes no difference whether they die now, or later. It makes no difference whether they die in the flames of Planet X slamming into Earth’s atmosphere, if they choke to death on a chicken bone, or if they die of boredom watching re-runs of Friends in their favorite chair.
Creating an entire extra planet to smack into Earth is way too much effort for Sithrak.
The christian god is a great big megalomaniacal asshole, over the top and full of hate for everybeing that’s not like him. But being full of hate requires caring way too much.
Sithrak is the low-energy god, who’ll get you when you die and not a moment sooner. He doesn’t care. If you are reading this after the 24th, you can rest comfortably knowing the christian god is probably not real, and that Sithrak still hates you anyway.
PS – we couldn’t decide whether to post this just before the day the christians think it will all and, or just after so we could laugh at them. But we try to be like Sithrak; either way, it doesn’t matter.
I see that other FTBloggers have tried their miserable best to answer this question, already. I decided to delay posting this until the very last minute on the 22nd so that, in your desperate, fearful moments before midnight, you can learn the truth. Or, if I’m wrong and the world ends, you won’t have time to post comments saying I’m wrong.