Trump, Ever The Good Christian.

Donald Trump, left, stands next to the Easter Bunny, right (Screen cap).

Donald Trump, left, stands next to the Easter Bunny, right (Screen cap).

Before entering Bethesda-by-the-Sea Church for Sunday services, Trump stood in front of the front doors and answered questions about his call on Twitter to end deportation protection for so-called Dreamers who were brought to the U.S. as children.

When he was asked about the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals (DACA) program, Trump blamed Mexico for “not helping at the border.”

“If they’re not going to help us at the border, it’s a very sad thing. Mexico has got help us at the border. And a lot of people are coming in because they want to take advantage of DACA. And we’re going to have to really see,” the president said.

There’s the christian that all the lunatic, asshole christians love, taking an oh so pious stance (look, I’m going to church!) and then denying responsibility for and degrading children. Can’t you just feel that christian love? Afterwards, the Tiny Tyrant did the bunny and egg roll stuff, with a by now standard idiotic word salad message to all the sprogs:

In his address to the children at the event, Trump began by referring to the White House as “this house or building or whatever you want to call it because there is no name for it, it is special.” Trump then said that he and his staff keep the White House “in tip-top shape, we call it sometimes tippy-top shape, and it’s a great, great place.”

He then pivoted to talking about the military, which he said would soon be “at a level it’s never been before” and “you see what’s happening with funding” and “just think of $700 billion, because that’s what’s going into our military this year.”

My, who knew there was no name for the white house? When did that happen, because I certainly missed it. So, I guess we now have Tippy-Top Shape House. That seems to accord well with the Tiny Tyrant’s mentality. Moving on, what’s more joyful to talk about on Ēostre Day, to children, than a military sucking up yet more money, a bloated horror of a tick sucking the lifeblood out of the country? I suppose you can’t start priming the next gen of cannon fodder soon enough, eh?

Both stories via RawStory, one, two.


  1. jrkrideau says

    There are lots of white houses around. I grew up in one.

    Trump just has not got the hang of capital letters. It is a good thing he has a chauffeur.

  2. says

    In honor of his observation about the $700 billion military funding: the Air Force just announced (exactly as I and many predicted) that they are scaling back the size of the “buy” of F-35s by 1/3 -- but they’re still going to pay the same amount. I.e.: the price of an F-35 just went up 33%, utterly dwarfing the savings Trump claimed he negotiated out of Lockheed Martin.

    I know you’re shocked and surprised at this news. Elsewhere: NASA scientists discover that water is wet.

  3. Dave, ex-Kwisatz Haderach says

    How do you know how many invisible planes you’re actually getting? How can they count them? Point to an empty runway and claim you got twice as many as expected. No one will ever know!

  4. coragyps says

    Does not DACA require recipients to “Have lived continuously in the United States since June 15, 2007?” Has Trump got hold of Obama’s time machine again?

  5. johnson catman says

    I think the expression on the bunny’s face is perfect. It is a look of utter amazement at the stupidity emanating from 45’s mouth.

  6. lumipuna says

    The bunny actually looks like a display of Christian piety next to Donald Trump.

Leave a Reply