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  1. blf says

    I think I’m gonna crucify it.

    Perhaps with a swastika-shaped cross? And the sign above its head saying presidente falso? With a “crown” of dollar bills?

  2. blf says

    Yes, the swastika-shaped cross is a risky idea, I hesitated before suggesting it. The usual xian-trophy cross, even when corrected for historical accuracy, is also a risky idea.
    Perhaps tread-marks with a golf-cart trundling off nearby?

  3. says

    I’ll stick with the standard xian cross, that doesn’t bother me at all, and I don’t much care if it does bother other people. It’s for my own amusement.

  4. says

    Ummmm, upside down would put a tiny bit of anatomy front and center, so…no. If I wanted to go full scale offensive, I’d do a Piss Trump. ;)

    That said, since so many people have creative ideas of what to do, they are available for a reasonable price, then you can torture your very own tiny Trump.

  5. says

    I am wondering what a 30-ton hydraulic forging press would do to it.
    But it’s vinyl. It’s probably pretty tough. I’d attach it to the dashboard of my truck except someone might break my window out.

  6. says

    All can hope, at this point, is I can leave it on a shelf somewhere and forget about it and its inspiration, and -- someday a couple decades from now, shake my head and laugh. I hope a day comes when we can have a good laugh about Trump. I really hope.

  7. says

    Marcus:

    I hope a day comes when we can have a good laugh about Trump. I really hope.

    I share that hope. I did have a brief thought of sculpting a mushroom cloud for TrumpTroll to stand on, but immediately dismissed it, too close to home.

  8. Saad says

    Caine, #3

    No, at most they’d nibble the toes and fingers off. I think I’m gonna crucify it.

    That made me LOL more than I expected.

  9. chigau (違う) says

    I don’t think I’d be comfortable with that in my house.
    I wouldn’t mind *seeing* the crucified version, though.
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    I bet the rats would do more than fingers and toes.

  10. kestrel says

    That thing is hideous. But it’s also really funny in a repulsive sort of way. Crucifixion should improve it.

  11. chigau (違う) says

    I’m gonna persist with “Caine should do …”
    coat it with peanutbutter… put it … outside
    take pix

  12. says

    Chigau:

    I’m gonna persist with “Caine should do …”
    coat it with peanutbutter… put it … outside

    I did think about fashioning a nice hangman’s noose, and hanging it out in on the front deck pines, where it would be shit upon every day, buuuuut that made Rick nervous. He’s afraid someone would come and take me away.

  13. dakotagreasemonkey says

    In this State of TrumpIdiot supporters, I’m more worried about “vigilante justice”, than Law Enforcement. They (LE) are more than 25 minutes away, at the earliest, NEVER (other than a phone call, to gather facts), when we had stuff stolen out of our yard.
    I just spent a day hearing how all the football players that don’t respect the anthem, and flag, should just be forcibly shipped off to Zimbabwe.
    I’m more afraid someone would take you away permanently, (an attorney can’t get you out of a morgue alive).

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