Sauron Trump.

Donald Trump and male members of the Saudi royal family place their hands on a glowing orb (

The adage a picture is worth a thousand words is applicable here.

Unholy Fuck, I think we’re in trouble, folks. Look at the expressions!

Via Raw Story. UPDATE: Uh Oh, Sinkhole.


  1. fusilier says

    One of the most common fundigelical slams at Islam is “Allah is really the name of a moon god, so there’s no relation to the One Troo God of Our Judeo*-Christian Tradition!!11”

    And here we have 45 worshiping a moon image.

    James 2:24

    *where “Judeo” is silent, of course

  2. Czech American says

    Sorry, but all this talk about Sauron and comic book villains is fake news. They are clearly pledging their lives to Almighty Cthulu, he who will devour us all.

    Though I am sure they all told Trump everyone was pledging their loyalty to him.

  3. Kengi says

    “Trump Fondles Saudi Balls” is a headline that works for so many different parts of that trip…

  4. Raucous Indignation says

    That looks like some stupid expensive chachki that anyone can buy at Brookstone.

  5. says

    Oh gods, I think it’s great, because I imagine it won’t go over well with many a Trumphole. I can’t get over Royal Dude’s expression: “I’ve made a mistake, he’s sucking up my essence!”

  6. Crip Dyke, Right Reverend Feminist FuckToy of Death & Her Handmaiden says

    Seriously feels like a seen out of Buffy or Angel.

    I actually can’t remember which, so that means it’s probably Angel (which I didn’t watch as much or attentively), but there was an episode where some wealthy business-crat had pledged his 1st born daughter to some evil demon or other. She was to be given to the demon on her 18th birthday, though she didn’t know it, and her evil dad threw this party where she was supposedly the guest of honor, bt he actually intended to go all Abraham on her.

    Anyway, for some reason this picture makes me think of a scene at that party.

  7. johnson catman says

    Charly @7:
    If only! I want to see some Scanners-type head explosions!

  8. lumipuna says

    When Trump signed up as Sauron’s minion, he got his own Palanté for communication, but eventually they settled on keeping touch on Twitter.

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