Now, you can show your foes your courageous trollishness with a few mouse-clicks over the internet:
This bag of gummy penises is a great way to tell your friends, family,
loved ones, or enemies to ‘EAT A BAG OF D**KS’. Sent anonymously
with a stock message, this product will get your point across in a
way that nobody will mistake.
I am puzzled what point this will get across? That my foes are weak and silly? That I have a creepy stalker? That someone hates me but doesn’t even have the skills to photoshop me into an image of a T-rex skullfucking me to death?
I think the only point that this would get across is that “you need better enemies because you appear to have the difficulty level set on ‘low’.”
Did you notice that the gummies aren’t even poisoned? What kind of courageous “fuck you” is a bunch of yummy carbs and a note?
For some reason I find it extra amusing that these guys are offering cowardly passive-aggression as a service (CPAAS) and they don’t have the guts to put the word “Dick” in their anonymized spam.