“They fall down if you’re dumb.”

Trump l’oeil: the atrium of Trump Towers.

I’m quite surprised Jim Bakker can breathe, he’s so busy screeching out dire warnings. This one is quite standard, democrats in power = all hell’s gonna break loose, you bet.

Bakker and his guest, Sharon Gilbert, agreed that President Trump is being protected by God and that Trump is much smarter than people think.

“You cannot build the most beautiful skyscrapers in the world if you’re dumb,” Bakker said. “They fall down if you’re dumb.”

It’s not nice to make someone snort tea in laughter. Most beautiful? Cheapshit gilt all over everything? Corners cut all over the place? Beauty is subjective, and I don’t find any Trump establishment to meet that standard. They might make The Gaudiest, Most God-Awful structures anywhere. As for them not falling down, were you under the impression that Trump actually got out there and did the construction? Set it up? Supervised it? No. He hired people, all of them smarter than him, to do the actual work. Trump wouldn’t know work if it smacked him in the face.

Bakker went on to warn that while Trump is committed to defending Christianity, Democrats are intent on destroying it.

“The left has become anti-Christ,” Bakker continued. “I’m convinced, if we would have elected the other candidate, we would be, right now, probably packing boxes to move out of our buildings and Christian television would begin to be a part of the end of era of the freedom of Christian television. They don’t want us, we’re one voice that speaks biblically and they don’t like the fact that God’s word differs with what they teach. If we change positions in this country and the other team takes over, you better get ready because all hell is going to break loose and America will not be a religious nation any longer.”

Oh fuck off. We were all doing quite well the past eight years, with a highly peaceful and scandal free white house, one in which actual work got done. No one cares about your tiny shows or your youtube channels. I thought Pres. Obama was supposed to be the anti-christ, and you all never stopped screeching for the whole time. No one came and got you in the middle of the night and quietly disappeared you. No one came to get you in daylight, either. You’re still here, spraying toxic stupid shit into the air by the tonne.

Oh, so you’re all one voice which speaks biblically? Two words: Roy Moore. You all don’t seem to be one voice there. One thing you can count on christians never being: a united front. You’re all so splintered and fractious, you’ll fight one another forever over the most piddling of things. That’s why I have little respect for moderate christians, because they are the foundation you religious reich asses rest on, and they won’t stand up to you.

So, America will  not be a religious nation any longer. That would be a good thing, because this is supposed to be a secular nation, not a christian one. Of course, as everyone remotely rational knows, the democrats don’t have the spine to say boo to christians. Nothing on that front will change. Never does.

Your ugly, psychopathic god preaches every evil. I would hope that good people would differ greatly in what they teach. I’m all for inclusion and acceptance. You want hate, rabid fear, exclusion, divisiveness, and the power to hurt others. No fucking thanks.

I did get a laugh looking at the opening screen on the video – there are wrapped boxes everywhere (most likely empty), a happily pagan winter solstice tree, garlands, and garish decorations. How very commercial of you, O righteous dude! Tsk.

Via RWW, there’s video.


  1. busterggi says

    Well since everything is going Jesus’ way then I guess Bakker will stop selling his apocalypse slop buckets as no longer needed.

  2. Curious Digressions says

    If by “anti-Christ” he means “supports liberties for people in addition to Christians”, then it’s accurate that more Democrats than Republicans are anti-Christ. The only problem is he says that like it’s a bad thing.

  3. Onamission5 says

    Someone really needs to publish a Christian-fanatic to English dictionary. So far I have the gist--

    Smart = bag of rocks
    Beautiful = garish beyond comprehension
    Threat = equality
    Peace = domination
    Loving = mercurial and abusive
    Powerful = almost no power whatsoever, is actively being oppressed
    Oppression/persecution = acknowledging other people exist

  4. says

    Does this dolt really think that Trump has made any say in the engineering of his buildings? I facepalmed so hard that my hand nearly fused with my forehead.

  5. says


    I facepalmed so hard that my hand nearly fused with my forehead.

    Right there with you.

    Onamission5, that’s a great start!

  6. kestrel says

    WTF. Trump is a guy who made damn sure not to pay his contractors what they were owed. Not only did he not build these monstrosities, he did not even pay for them.

    That’s who xtians are standing behind? How many xtian contractors got screwed over?

    xtians are weird.

  7. says


    xtians are weird.

    That happens when you have a great source to twist and cherry pick from, and can work up a defense for or against anything.

  8. chigau (違う) says

    Bakker is sucking-up so hard he must want something from Trump.
    It must sting to be ignored.

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