Mr. Tweet: What. An. Idiot.

Snoop Dog (Screen Capture).

Snoop Dogg (Screen Capture).

There’s been considerable fuss over Snoop Dogg’s latest, which features the assassination of a political clown. (Three guesses.) I’d assume the video was meant to be one which would cause a fuss, because it’s a rather strong indictment of the current regime, which so far has taken many draconian measures against all manner of people, most of them not pasty white. Or orange. Political dissent is being quashed and felonized, the government is allowing cop shops to comb through social media, there’s the ban, the wall, representatives openly speaking out about the wonders of white supremacy, millions upon millions of people will have their health care stripped from them, cops have been given a green light to murder, and on and on it goes. So, I get where Snoop Dogg is coming from, and I agree with him that this regime is evil.

All that said, no matter where you stand on the video, Unpresident Jekyll gave away to Mr. Tweet once again, and once more proves that Mr. Tweet is a fucking dumbass:

Can you imagine what the outcry would be if @SnoopDogg, failing career and all, had aimed and fired the gun at President Obama? Jail time!

Oh, Crispy Fried Christ, the man is a fucking idiot. No, dipshit-in-chief, there would not have been jail time. You’re the one who wants to jail people for no reason, remember? And, in the scenario you paint, I expect conservative assholes like yourself would have been thrilled and cheering it on. There wasn’t a video like that though, because there was no reason for one. Now, there’s a reason.

Also note the bloated ego of the child in tantrum: failing career, look at me, I’m unpresident, you’re no one! Jesus Fuck. Perhaps putting you in clown face is a good idea, then people might start to wake up to what you really are, an evil sociopath.

People in the tweet stream helpfully pointed out the time that Trump said he could shoot someone in the street and still have people vote for him; and others pointed out that he was stone silent when effigies of President Obama were set on fire; also silent when President Obama’s face was placed on targets for sale; also silent when the craptastic Ted Nugent said President Obama should suck on his gun; pointed out the time Trump called on 2nd amendment fans to take care of Ms. Clinton, and so on. One of the dangers of being such a fucking idiot is having all the smart people point at your hypocrisy.

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  1. Saad says

    Unpresident Jekyll gave away to Mr. Tweet once again

    Haha, that’s great. Just when I think the nicknames have run out…

    Can you imagine what the outcry would be if @SnoopDogg, failing career and all, had aimed and fired the gun at President Obama? Jail time!

    As if all sorts of right-wing assholes weren’t saying threatening things about the Obamas. What a sensitive piece of orange shit.

  2. says

    Oh, the tweet stream is very interesting -- people bringing up Trump’s saying he could shoot someone in the street, and people would still vote for him; that he didn’t say jack shit when effigies of President Obama were set on fire, or when targets with his face on them were sold, and so on.

    Lots of approval for Snoop Dogg, though.

  3. blf says

    Trump to be put on toddler leash after repeatedly getting lost around White House:

    According to White House spokesperson Jenna Juarez — One of the people you see standing idly by as Trump signs messily away America — he has temporarily been out on a toddler leash to him from running off.

    “It’s difficult.”, said Jenna with a sigh and a shake of her head. “He is my boss so I’ll talk about him nicely, but it’s like working with a child. I feel like all the roles have been reversed I’m this situation. It’s so bizarre.”

    The move came as Trump was ‘Lost’ for over four hours the other day in the 132 roomed building, when he should have been on the phone conversing with world leaders.

    And when he’s not “lost”, Trump announces ban on Syrian Hamsters: Our CIA, our lovely CIA. Has given me top-secret Intel that indicates ISIS, yes ISIS, are using Syrian hamsters as miniature suicide bombers. Strapping deadly explosive belts to them, then sending them out into playgrounds, schools and shopping centres where helpless children are then pick them up.

    (I may have previously linked-to one or both of the above, so apologies if there are any repeats…)

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