Welcome To 2020

I was talking with a friend of mine, who announced their intention to start drinking at the New Years’ party and not stop until the election is over.

I’m just not strong enough to drink like that.

Good fortune, my friends. This new year is going to be shitty.

Another friend asked me if I got what I wanted for christmas.
Me: (mopey) “Nope.”
Friend: “What did you want?”
Me: “Another heart attack for Donald Trump.”


  1. says

    A cartoon at German magazine Der Spiegel:

    Angela: “2019 was so crazy – fortunately it can’t get any crazier!”
    Donald: “Why, yes! We can do that!”

  2. dangerousbeans says

    I keep wondering if my decision to stop drinking was a bad idea :/

    I really don’t know how people keep hope with everything

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