Sounds like a rare drop in World of Warcraft. Something a gnome death-knight would wear with their PVP gear.
You can’t get much more tactical than a barrel helm that apparently doubles as a blacksmiths forge and has a great big Tactical Spike coming out the top:
But ASOTV’s Battle Visor sounds pretty tactical. From the description:Battle visor uses atomic clarification technology that blocks blue rays, and cuts harsh glare, so you can see everything on the road ahead.
Sounds like it’s: sunglasses
From dawn till dusk you can look like you enjoy cheap sunglasses. I bet they’re not even made in America!
ASOTV even sounds like a gnomish death-knight. But you have to pronounce it in a “death metal growl.”
komarov says
I’m sorely disappointed. With that name I was expecting a 12th generation fighter jet helmet with combat HUD, target cam, lamentation-enhancing audio stream from the bombing site and kill counter as well as the usual comfort apps like weather forecast, newsfeed, youtube, e-mail etc.
Of course such a helmet could include atomic clarification technology complete with quantum wave function collapsers, photon refractors and membrane-layered optoenhancers. But given the name those should be extras, not the whole show.
jrkrideau says
@ 1 komarov
So it’s true—you are one of designers for the F-35 pilot’s helmet.
Marcus Ranum says
@komarov – the lamentation enhancement module – you should patent that!
I suppose its main value is when it’s in the network and all the aircraft in a wing (or perhaps even 5th generation naval assets) share a common sadness-scape.
Reginald Selkirk says
Sounds like it’s sunglasses with yellow lenses and polarization.
“blocks blue rays” – yup, image shows yellow lenses. See “BluBlockers” and similar.
“atomic clarification technology…, and cuts harsh glare” – sure sounds like polarization to me.
Raucous Indignation says
Yup, polaroid sunglasses. Which actually make very good driving glasses.