Well, flying reindeer are probably furrynurs trying to muscle in on the American way of ripping every poor slob off. Decent Americans don’t get their ex-mess presents for free, they buy them from big businesses.
“The idea of Santa and his flying reindeer is patently absurd.
No members of the Cervidae have aerodynamic propensities, and Rangifer tarandus is not an exception.
The misapprehension is, of course, based on a mishearing. It isn’t Santa and his flying reindeer with an ‘L’, no, it is Santa and his frying reindeer with an ‘R’: chicken-fried reindeer being a delicacy in the deep south of those far northern reaches…” http://howlandbolton.com/essays/read_more.php?sid=467
Lofty@#3: Decent Americans don’t get their ex-mess presents for free, they buy them from big businesses.
That’s true! Santa’s business model is … socialistic.
Real Americans don’t take hand-outs! (Unless it’s in the form of a repeal on capital gains taxes)
In the War on Christmas, the NRA has authorised the shooting of any low flying reindeer this year.
Lofty #1
I don’t usually agree with the NRA but …
Well, flying reindeer are probably furrynurs trying to muscle in on the American way of ripping every poor slob off. Decent Americans don’t get their ex-mess presents for free, they buy them from big businesses.
“The idea of Santa and his flying reindeer is patently absurd.
No members of the Cervidae have aerodynamic propensities, and Rangifer tarandus is not an exception.
The misapprehension is, of course, based on a mishearing. It isn’t Santa and his flying reindeer with an ‘L’, no, it is Santa and his frying reindeer with an ‘R’: chicken-fried reindeer being a delicacy in the deep south of those far northern reaches…”
http://howlandbolton.com/essays/read_more.php?sid=467
Oh, yes, quite experienced.
Wait, what was I doing?
Lofty@#3:
Decent Americans don’t get their ex-mess presents for free, they buy them from big businesses.
That’s true! Santa’s business model is … socialistic.
Real Americans don’t take hand-outs! (Unless it’s in the form of a repeal on capital gains taxes)
I really like that hat. And the hatband. And the feather.
The mustache looks perfectly norbal to me.
Quite experienced, if you’re talking about what I think you’re talking about. Gonna gain me some more XP later today…
Caine@#8:
I really like that hat. And the hatband. And the feather.
I got a big broad-brimmed hat like that around that same time. So did Stevie Ray Vaughn. I didn’t learn the useful stuff they learned, though.