I Won the Electoral College! Shut Up!


Here it is, Ēostre Sunday, and what’s an Unpresident to do? Why turn into Mr. Tweet of course, and take umbrage over the marches to reveal his taxes. The Tiny Tyrant returns, once again, to the electoral college, and in unintended irony, tweets about his “victory” on his personal account, continuing to eschew the Potus account.

I did what was an almost an impossible thing to do for a Republican-easily won the Electoral College! Now Tax Returns are brought up again?

Yes, taxes are brought up again, you ninny. No one cares about the electoral college, an outdated institution originally formed to protect slaveholders. Perhaps if you actually understood its origins, you’d stop hanging on to it like a pacifier.

Via Raw Story.


  1. Saad says

    Yes, you got 77 more electoral votes while she got 2,800,000 more American voters’ votes.

    What an accomplishment!

  2. says

    And, is utterly oblivious to the sheer amount of Mr. Tweeting he did about “all that golfing Pres. Obama does!”.

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