This is another dubious product from Patriot Depot.
“You’ll be healed in no time, believe me!” is so cringe-worthy. Shoot a Proud Boy and slap one of those over the hole, “you’ll be fine in the morning. It’ll stop hurting by then.”
Put one over the stump the guillotine leaves.
OK, that’s all a bit dark. How are they on bone spurs?
Stop knocking Patriot Depot. They are only filling a niche and making a tidy profit from simple farmers, people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know…
“Make ouchies great again”, as in hold a press conference about it, rail on twitter for hours and then keep bringing it up during political rallies for the rest of your tenure? Can’t imagine what that would be like.
However, the black and white Trump bandaid is very appropriate. Trump 2020, obituary for a nation.
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I’ve never heard the “common clay” phrase before. I guess “salt of the earth” doesn’t apply to farmers. That seems sensible.
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It’s a quote from this documentary.
Fecking covid let us all down. Over 220K dead and the one sonofabitch that needed to die didn’t. Oh life, why do you suck so much?
I bet they don’t stick and come with preapplied germs.