Trumpocalypse: A National Day of Repentance.

A National Day of Repentance, why that wouldn’t be promoting one particular religion at all, would it? And yet, we may well find ourselves with one.

End Times authors Paul McGuire and Troy Anderson appeared on SkyWatch TV last week to promote their forthcoming book, “Trumpocalypse: The End-Times President, a Battle Against the Globalist Elite, and the Countdown to Armageddon.”

McGuire and Anderson told host Derek Gilbert that they will be getting the book directly into the hands of President Trump, whom they hope will read it and follow their recommendation that he declares a national day of repentance in hopes of staving off God’s judgment on America.

Trump. Read. No, not a chance. Although, this does not stop the Tiny Tyrant from recommending books.

Anderson said that no president has issued an official call for national repentance since Abraham Lincoln during the Civil War and since March 30, 2018, will be the 155th anniversary of Lincoln’s proclamation, that would be a perfect time for Trump to issue his own proclamation.

“A minister friend of ours is working with the White House and members of Congress on a congressional resolution that would call for this national day of repentance,” Anderson said. “The idea is that, from the Oval Office, he would read the Lincoln proclamation, repent of America’s sins before God and there would be a day-long event. Rabbi Jonathan Cahn has agreed to do a Passover seder, Anne Graham Lotz has been praying with our minister friend that is coordinating this and many members of Congress and faith leaders are getting on board with this.”

And wouldn’t it just give you assholes the opportunity to declare that yes, this is too a JudeoChristian nation! Everyone, get on your knees and pray! I’ll stand and try not to drop dead from a near-fatal eyeroll.

Anderson compared this effort to the Book of Jonah, in which the the people of Nineveh repented and God withheld His judgment from their town, saying that having Trump issue a proclamation of national repentance “is very important for America and for the world.”

This is not a fucking christian nation, no matter how much you push this shit. I am not a christian, and I want no part of your hair shirt rituals. You want to stick with trying to appease a psychopathic god, have at it, but don’t bring me into it, ain’t my god. This bullshit is not important for the world – I’m sure the rest of the world would be most thankful if you and Ustates just butted the hell out. This bullshit is also not important for Ustates. It’s only important to a minority population of mostly christians assholes. As your vaunted apocalypse, as always, shows no signs of appearing, you’ll do anything to bring about a theocracy. Fuck that noise.

There’s video at RWW.


  1. chigau (違う) says

    From the post title I thought it would be about repenting of electing Trump.
    I’d understand that.

  2. says

    “The idea is that, from the Oval Office, he would read the Lincoln proclamation, repent of America’s sins before God and there would be a day-long event.

    Do you know what else starts with ‘Re’ and has the same number of letters? “Resign”

    I gotta admit that would be awesome, if Trump had a day-long event in which everyone put on hair shirts and confessed their transgressions, then quit their jobs and crawled back under their rocks. That’s not going to happen.

    Christians are so stupid. If you really repent your mistakes you, you know, stop making them. You make a few little mistakes as a teen-ager and go “oh, hm…” and extrapolate forward, and try to make fewer mistakes as an adult. By the time you’re 70 years old and you’re president of the united states, you have a pretty good idea what you think is right and what you think is wrong. By the time you’re 70, it’s been a while since you made a new mistake -- you got most of your mistakes over and done by, say, 30. So the only thing left to repent at age 70 is: being what you are.

  3. lumipuna says

    Progressive and conservative Americans shall mutually repent each other’s horrible political views that have recently brought the country on the verge of ruination.

  4. says


    So the only thing left to repent at age 70 is: being what you are.

    And we all know that’s not going to happen. There are none so willingly blind and deaf as christians. Do they not remember when Trump was asked about last praying for forgiveness, and he replied that he thought he’d never prayed for forgiveness, not having done anything which required forgiveness. And they think they’ll see repentance.

  5. busterggi says

    Damn Christians, always bitching about wanting their Jesus to come back and then bitching that he might actually do so.

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