1. says

    I think the crocagator symbolizes a quack, a con. This seems to be a genuine wizard, and it seems they don’t need the crocagator to impress.

  2. says

    Staff -- check.
    Hat with sigils -- check.
    Expensive robe -- check.
    Pointy shoes -- ????
    Beard -- ????

    Not a proper Wizzard. And the staff lacks a knob on the end, a knob on the end…

  3. cherbear says

    LOL I was going to post something about having two zeds, but Charly beat me to it.

  4. rq says

    And he seems to be wearing some sort of pantaloons, too. Real wizards only wear robes.

  5. jazzlet says

    Of course real wizards don’t wear underpants, they might need to get naked in a hurry for particular rituals!

  6. says

    I have to disagree, a Wizzard is wearing underpants. He has The Luggage for keeping them clean, pressed and smelling of lavender.

  7. rq says

    Dunno, Husband always says if society didn’t frown upon men wearing robes in the business environment here, he’d be commando all the time. But then, he’s not a wizard… as such… so what do I know? ;)

  8. Crip Dyke, Right Reverend Feminist FuckToy of Death & Her Handmaiden says

    I dig the bare feet. Does anyone think that bears on the underpants question?

  9. chigau (違う) says

    His second toes are longer than his big toes.
    That probably means something, too.

  10. Ice Swimmer says

    chigau @ 13

    I wonder what was the belief in 17th century, wherever this was made. I watched one youtube video that stated that long second toe means having leadership qualities. Some other video may have stated otherwise.

    In Finnish having significantly longer second toes than big toes is sometimes called akkavaltaiset varpaat. Now, the big toe is either isovarvas (literally big toe, iso = big) or ukkovarvas (literally old man or hubby toe), so if the second toe is longer, there’s putatively female supremacy (colloquially, may have a pejorative/sexist tone ,akkavalta, akka is a colloquial word for wife or broad, also queen in the card deck).

  11. rq says

    The second toe thing has to do with i telligence and I think mystical powers, too. Like a deep spiritual connection to the ether.
    Or maybe that’s just how a lot of feet are? Lile mine?

  12. chigau (違う) says

    I gooogled “second toe longer” and went down a deepdeepdeep rabbit-hole.
    Be careful if you try.

  13. rq says

    Been there. It’s a long slog back to the real world (but it did prove that I am Sooper Special and practically a wizard myself).

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