Certified.


Tweet: I can get certified letter saying I have run a 2 hour marathon + won Wimbledon, and am 3rd in line to Brit throne. Seriously: This is nuts.

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  1. komarov says

    That’s nonsense. I don’t recognise anything that doesn’t have the proper royal seal on it. I should probably mention that I recently ascended to supreme monarch of the northern hemisphere and have the certified letter to prove it. Well, ‘recently’ meaning ‘as soon as I find a working printer.’

    P.S.: I’m currently looking to commission a royal seal. If you’re interested or know someone who might be, please contact my grand vizier once he has been appointed. If you live in the southern hemisphere, your point of contact should be the Viceroy and Protector of the Southern Colonies (appointment pending).

    P.P.S.: Wanted: Qualified administrative personnel high-ranking positions in newly formed world government.

  2. komarov says

    I’m also looking to fill the position of the Royal Proofreader. I should warn you: It’s a full-time job and thankless task.

  3. says

    Trump behaves like someone pretending to be human, but not quite getting it right. Maybe David Icke was on to something.

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