I can’t believe he’s eating MY face


–Voter of the “Jaguars Eating People’s Faces Party.”

I have a migraine.

-Shiv

Comments

  1. says

    Geeze:
    “Trump billed himself as an ally of LGBTQ rights and I want to believe him,” said Evans, one of a small number of transgender elected officials. “He gave me some good green lights — he held up the flag, he kept the LGBT envoy — but this was his first big LGBT litmus test, and he failed it.”

    Gosh, darn, yes, lying matters.

  2. samihawkins says

    Supporters of the JEPF party have a long tradition of happily letting the jaguar nibble on their own face so long as they get to enjoy the sadistic thrill of watching it bite huge chunks off the faces of those evil liberals.

  3. says

    “I will identify as a Republican as long as I can,” she said. “The Republican Party is my home. I just want them to know that I call them home.”

    Yeah, well, a lot of homes are abusive hellholes, especially for trans people, especially especially with Republicans in charge.

  4. EveryZig says

    I am put in mind of the end of Little Shop of Horrors:
    Seymour: “That’s what you had in mind all along, isn’t it?”
    Aubrey 2: “No SHIT, Sherlock! […] And I wanna thank YOU!”