Breaking News: Parents don’t assign their child a gender; sweet fuck all happens

The Star profiled the Stocker-Witterick family back in 2011 when they decided not to assign a gender to their child based on the child’s genitals. Now in a follow-up interview, they discover the shocking truth of this parental abuse, this destruction of the fabric of society, this insanity!!!!

Fuck all happened.

Now 5-and-a-half years old, Storm confidently says her preferred pronoun is “she.”