The Most Important Thing: Covering Up!

Wallnau's "diagram". Screen grab.

Wallnau’s “diagram”. Screen grab.

Oh, Lance is ranting again, and this time, had a “diagram” to illustrate his screeth.

During on online Bible study session on Friday, Wallnau drew an increasingly jumbled diagram in an effort to visually demonstrate how Trump is “under the authority of God” and protected by “the blood of Jesus Christ,” while Trump’s critics, who are “operating outside of the realm,” are being controlled by Satan.

“If you are outside of God’s authority,” Wallnau said, “you actually could be in the realm where Satan himself has access to your heart and to your mind, and that’s what I’m watching happen to millions of Americans now that despise what God has done.”

Personally, I don’t think most Americans despise anything Jehovah has done, because figments of the imagination don’t actually do anything. A whole lot of people are more than thoroughly disgusted by and with the Tiny Tyrant and his regime of money-sucking incompetents. It’s like watching the Keystone Mafia.

“If He puts Donald Trump into the White House,” he continued, “and you’re one of those people that actually has a visceral hatred of this man, if you continue to operate in this weird spirit, then what happens is Satan begins to take over more and more of your mind and more and more of your heart and you become more and more deranged. That’s what I am watching happen.”

From my reading, it seems like the only people deep into hysterical derangement are evangelical christians. Look at the recent idiocy over boy scouts – not even close to coherent. I can’t say I hate the Tiny Tyrant, but I’d certainly like to boot his old ass a long, long way from the white house. He can go back to his scams, and we can get a government back.

Wallnau went on to attack those “big-mouth Christians who have a problem with this president,” insisting that the proper role of Christians is to serve as intercessors for Trump, working to cover up any of his faults in order to prevent Satan from being able to use them to attack the president.

“Our jobs as intercessors is to be applying intercession so that we can do what we have to do to try to clean up that hole,” he said. “What the Lord is saying to us is, ‘What I want you to do is I don’t want you to focus on the faults, I want you to just go ahead and put a patch over that, put a Band-Aid over there so that that hole is covered.’”

“When you see a flaw in a leader, your job is to cover it,” Wallnau declared, warning that anyone who attempts to “judge a man of God, a man who God has anointed” will wind up opening themselves up to spiritual warfare and eventually having their own flaws and secrets exposed to the world.

How interesting this is, I had no idea that the job of christians is to cover up faults and crimes. The Tiny Tyrant is an amazingly sleazy person, I don’t think it’s really possible to cover everything up, and it certainly does not speak well of christians that their job is to cover up a vast amount of immorality. I have absolutely no problem whatsoever in judging the Tiny Tyrant, and I don’t have any flaws and secrets to expose, because I’m already open about my flaws, which are many, and I can’t be arsed with keeping skeletons in a closet. And here I thought that christians were supposed to pray and work to be better people, but no, their job is to be part of Cover Up Squad!

Even if you did get christians to do this, it couldn’t possibly work. To all appearances, the Tiny Tyrant doesn’t have a conscience, and constantly leaks his rotten behaviour all over the place, because he has problems seeing anything he does or says as being wrong.

“You’re going to reap what you sow,” he said. “You’re going to let the devil into your house.”

We’re already reaping the consequence of not paying attention, and letting a sleazy psychopath into the white house, and then not having anyone with the spine to kick his ass out. It will take decades to repair all the damage, assuming we get the opportunity to do so.

RWW has the story and video.


  1. DonDueed says

    I read the description as “monkey-sucking incompetents”. Somehow it fits.

    No, I don’t want Trump kicked out, not until 2020. Pence would be far worse, since he might be somewhat competent.

    As an aside, it’s rather hard to type when you’re having an aura.

  2. jazzlet says

    I can’t help wondering why Wallnau thinks it’s so important we not expose christian leaders, got something to hide old man?

    Don I hope the aura goes away soon.

  3. says


    I can’t help wondering why Wallnau thinks it’s so important we not expose christian leaders, got something to hide old man?

    I would not be the least bit shocked by a skeleton filled closet. What amazes me is that he’s trying to apply this cover up business to Trump. There’s simply no way to do that, his whole life has been one of sleaze and crime, most of which Trump is quite proud of, and brags on it all the time.

    Then you get to that little threat, that Jehovah will expose you if you don’t do this! Nothing like a spot of extortion.

  4. ridana says

    Though the yellow one is clearly toast, it looks like the green person on the left is in the best place, because according to the diagram, Satan’s evil rays are bouncing harmlessly off, ricocheting off God, and stabbing Trump (who appears to be trapped inside the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch) right in the throat. Meanwhile, despite the protection of Batman’s cape, the kneeling Cover-up Team are getting their feet peed on by God.

  5. busterggi says

    Now that he’s moved into his post-impressionism phrase his work has taken on a whole new level of whack.

  6. DonDueed says

    Yes, migraine aura. I’m lucky, I don’t get headaches, just the occasional aura. They don’t last very long, maybe half a hour to an hour. (All clear now.)

    Are those two (very beautiful) Russian hookers at the bottom, preparing to worship Trump?

  7. Nightjar says

    Well, I knew christians were good at covering up, but I wasn’t expecting them to admit to it. That doesn’t seem very smart. Seems to me covering up the fact that you’re covering up something is crucial for the cover up to work. But what do I know.

    Also… is that purple thing on Trump’s head a crown?

  8. Nightjar says


    Trump (who appears to be trapped inside the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch)

    That made me scroll up and burst into laughter.

  9. rq says

    Wow, ridana, you are an interpretation genius! :D
    I must admit it took me a moment, I was misreading ‘Satan’ as ‘Satin’, and it was skewing my perception. Also ‘Anga flate’ down at the bottom there. Work on your handwriting please, Lance! It’s so easy to lose the message.

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