AUUGGH NO NO NO


I am now going to put on Metallica at ear bleed, and I may still never recover from the mental mind fuck of…

If you value your sanity, don’t click. Seriously.

Comments

  1. blf says

    …don’t click. Seriously.

    Can I take off my boot and hit it instead?

    The mildly deranged penguin is currently running around in circles and SHOUTING — well, Ok, she frequently does that — apparently trying to decide between nuking-from-orbit or nuking-from-orbit-around-another-planet.

  2. says

    Blf:

    Can I take off my boot and hit it instead?

    Absolutely.

    Ice Swimmer:

    This isn’t.

    No, it’s a travesty. Everyone he covered should have sued his ass off.

  3. says

    rq:

    It’s not so bad!

    Yes it is. Oh yes, it’s beyond bad. There are no words.

    What do you mean, ‘banned’?

    You’re on thin ice! ;)

  4. says

    Marcus Ranum:

    I just put on the Apocalyptica cover, to clean my brain.

    Good choice. I have the Apocalyptica cover and the original stacked on my playlist.

    Kreator @ 8:

    I’m sorry! I did put a warning. I remember those stupid comix from when I was young. *shudder*

  5. cubist says

    According to the wikipedia page (because of course there’s a wikipedia page), the people responsible for this… thing… include Ronnie James Dio on vocals; Dweezil Zappa on electric guitar; and Sheila E. on timbales.

  6. says

    You’re all joking, but I just had my fiancée listen to this and yep, it’s decided, it’s gonna be played at our wedding.

    Just so we can say afterwards that we had a Metallica first dance. Ironically. I think.

  7. says

    Ivo:

    You’re all joking, but I just had my fiancée listen to this and yep, it’s decided, it’s gonna be played at our wedding.

    Just so we can say afterwards that we had a Metallica first dance. Ironically. I think.

    We weren’t joking. You can dance to Metallica’s Nothing Else Matters. You can dance to Apocalyptica’s cover of same, or Gregorian’s cover. You can dance to any of Apocalyptica’s Metallica covers, and at least those are actually good.

    Nothing Else Matters is a love song, and a beautiful one at that, appropriate for a wedding. You might want to tell your fiancée to figure out what Enter Sandman is about. It’s not a fucking love song.

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