I can’t believe he’s eating MY CHILD’S face, either!!

Mother of Child Whose Face Was Eaten by Jaguars goes to media to express dismay that she voted for the Jaguars Eating People’s Faces Party.

If Dog could strike these fucking idiots with lightning that’d be great. I’m so done.



  1. Greta Samsa says

    “You know, people thought he was going to be an LGBT activist.”
    Really? Why?