That’s Jesus. Yep. Showed up on a piece of toast, and soon to be on ebay.
WINDHAM, Maine (NEWS CENTER) — A man in Windham believes a holy depiction has graced his piece of buttered toast.
George Maley’s son, Andrew told NEWS CENTER, “I thought [dad] was lying. I thought it was completely fake, and then he showed me and my mind was blown.”
That’s all it takes to blow your mind? There’s a mighty low bar.
Both Andrew and George, believe you can see the face of Jesus in the toast.
George Maley said he made the toast three weeks ago at his home. He was having a particularly hard day, missing loved ones who have passed away, when he saw the image in the toast.
“It was an answer to a lot of questions I had,” George Maley said. “Even if it was just a brief image, it’s still a sign, and it points in the right direction.”
That’s nice, I hope you’re feeling better now.
George Maley is keeping the toast preserved in the freezer.
He’s hoping to sell it on eBay, and use the profits to help his two sons.
Oh, so that’s the godly direction, is it? Jesus sorta shows up on a piece of toast so you can auction it off and make some money. Yeah, that just screams godliness. What if Jesus wanted you to eat the toast, dude?