Kidnapped, Gagged, Surgically Altered Jesus.

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(REUTERS/Anton Meres (SPAIN))

There have been a number of articles written recently [by Christians], making the case for Jesus being transgender, what with taking flesh from Mary, missing a chromosome, all that. I can’t say I find any of it particularly interesting, because there’s no Jesus. It is upsetting a whole lot of other Christians.

When Christian ministers in the Civil Rights Movement appealed to the character of Jesus Christ for the wisdom and strength to pursue equality, they did so knowing that they were following His lead. They were advocating for His will and supported by the Christ of Scripture. Jesus, you might say, was a willing participant in the push for equality.

Now, however, as the push to redefine humanity in the sexual revolution is underway and the effort to seek “equal rights” for transgenders is the cause célèbre, Jesus has to be bound with chains, gagged with duct tape, kidnapped and surgically altered to serve as the champion of that movement’s ideal for equality. He has to be dragged kicking and screaming to a place His creation was never intended to go.

Emphasis mine. There sure are a whole lot of people bullying God these days. I do find it interesting that Christians manage to cry “Persecution, you are bullying God!” while at the same time, able to wax poetic about the all powerfulness of said god.


This is, of course, utter nonsense and not akin to any interpretive paradigm for the incarnation ever offered by any theologian, at any time, in any era, on any continent, for any purpose. It is a fabrication of minds clouded by the scars of sexual rebellion.


Jesus was circumcised on the eighth day, preached in a synagogue (which only males could do), was referred to as the “son” of Mary (and Joseph, though erroneously so), referred to exclusively by the Greek pronouns “his” and “him,” and was referred to as “King of the Jews” – not “Queen of the Jews.” Nowhere is it recorded that Mary dressed poor female Jesus in male clothes to ease his transition into patriarchal society. Nowhere is Jesus said to be screaming internally for his inner female self to break the chains of restrictive, theocratic society to have a coming out party.

These patently obvious cues in Scripture, however, will likely not dissuade armchair theologians on the Left from validating Hall’s thesis.

I, therefore, turn to church history. In the entire corpus of writings on the church fathers, there is not a single writer who claims Jesus was anything other than anatomically and psychologically male in his humanity. The church does not depict him as schizophrenic, bi-polar, bi-sexual, homosexual, questioning, or transgender.


He is a new creation, indeed – just not one to be used to bolster a new, tired old argument about Jesus’s sexuality to make transgenders feel better about their gender dysphoria or the fact that they are prohibited from using the opposite sex’s restrooms.

I’d rather they just admit that they’re looking for a different Savior than the one given to us in the Christ of the Bible.

The full rant is here.


  1. Siobhan says

    It’s interesting, because the notion of being “chained, gagged, and dragged kicking and screaming” is exactly how I would describe my pre-transition life, and also how I would describe scenarios where transition services aren’t provided.

  2. says

    I understand that. I was just reading about a clinic in Cape Town that does trans* surgeries, but due to lack of funding, lack of insurance, some bigoted doctors, and all the rest, there is a 25 year waiting list. 25 fucking years. I can’t, I … just imagining that fills me with despair.

  3. Ice Swimmer says

    Did the conservatives even think MLK & co were following the path of Jesus back in the day? No, they called him a commie among other things.

  4. david says

    “The church does not depict him as schizophrenic, bi-polar, bi-sexual, homosexual, questioning, or transgender.”

    Why do they list various sexual orientations in the same line as major mental illnesses?

    Also, I don’t see any textual evidence in the gospels that JC was heterosexual. He had no affairs and no signs of romantic attraction to females. His relationship with Mary Magdalene was essentially asexual. He hung out with his (male) apostles a lot. And then there’s the dalliance with the naked youth in the Garden of Gethsemane (Mark 14:51). What’s up with that?

  5. says


    Why do they list various sexual orientations in the same line as major mental illnesses?

    Because they wish with all their tiny little hearts that they were still allowed to assign anything other than hetero to the crazy in the head category. That allows them to figure that there’s a way to cure it, or pray the gay away.

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