The squid were avoiding me in elevators.
Was it my breath? Body odor? Creepy staring?
Pharyngula
Evolution, development, and random biological ejaculations from a godless liberal
The squid were avoiding me in elevators.
Was it my breath? Body odor? Creepy staring?
Obey.
No thagomizers.
It’s still early in the 21st century, the students will figure out a way eventually.
One of my goals for the summer is to get some hot and heavy breeding going on in the lab.
Or how about an online dating service?
You know what else is tragic? I buy bananas all the time, and have never found a large spider among them. I’d pay extra for a bunch of bananas with a bonus spider!
He is such a sneaky evil bastard.
Skatje is working hard on her thesis in computational linguistics, and might not appreciate a joke about how easy it is.
It’s hard enough that I don’t even understand what she’s doing when she tries to explain it!
That reminds me…I need to stop by the liquor store before Tuesday. Do they still sell Everclear? Can you get it in a five gallon jug?
