Hawking angers Trump supporters with big words


[Edit: I’ve been told this was satire. Consider me duped.]

Stephen Hawking was, for whatever reason, queried on his opinion of Donald Trump, which he gave thusly:

Speaking to a television interviewer in London, Hawking called Trump “a demagogue who seems to appeal to the lowest common denominator,” a statement that many Trump supporters believed was intentionally designed to confuse them.

I don’t know about intentionally, but conservative mentalities do seem to be prone to… well, you know.

Moments after Hawking made the remark, Google reported a sharp increase in searches for the terms “demagogue,” “denominator,” and “Stephen Hawking.”

“For a so-called genius, this was an epic fail,” Trump’s campaign manager, Corey Lewandowski, said. “If Professor Hawking wants to do some damage, maybe he should try talking in English next time.”

Later in the day, Hawking attempted to clarify his remark about the presumptive Republican Presidential nominee, telling a reporter, “Trump bad man. Real bad man.”

You know. 



  1. says

    Hawking loses points for not saying “Hey media stooges, I am an astrophysicist, why do you think my opinon on Trump is particularly relevant”
    Journalists lost points for asking Hawking in the first place

    Net Loss:
    Journalists -10
    Hawking -5

    Note: Journalist score is out of bounds
    Hawking Score: 1,314

  2. NYC atheist says

    Don’t worry, it’s damn near impossible to satirise Trump. How can you exaggerate what he says and does?