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The Best Twitter Takes on Gay Captain America, Lesbian Elsa. I think Captain Hello Kitty is lookin’ good…

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  1. busterggi says

    I am disgusted that you would take a symbol like Captain America and try to gay him up with a Japanese cartoon character, Cap spent years fighting the Japs.

    I demand you change that to Spongebob -- a real American cartton character.

  2. dianne says

    He’s acknowledging the positive change in Japanese culture from warmongers to Hello Kitty fans.

  3. rq says

    I think he should fight like this from now on. All the movies. Not sure about the lipstick, though. I think a slightly darker shade would make him look more dangerous.

  4. says

    rq:

    I think a slightly darker shade would make him look more dangerous.

    A dark plum, with smoke eyeshadow and just a touch of eyeliner. Oh baby.

  5. says

    Caine@#6:
    A dark plum, with smoke eyeshadow and just a touch of eyeliner. Oh baby.

    You just suggested Frank-N-Furter’s makeup, in case you didn’t catch that. :)

    Tim Curry as Frank-N-America would have rocked the house and awed Iron Man into unspeakable decadence.

  6. rq says

    A dark plum, with smoke eyeshadow and just a touch of eyeliner.

    Nah, something a bit brighter than a dark plum -- perhaps a bright plum, something closer to a dark magenta, with a bit of *zinnnnggg*, to let the colour in his eyes pop. The smoke eyeshadow should also have just a tinge of rose -- I thought about glitter, but that might be a bit much. Eyeliner, yes please!

  7. says

    Marcus:

    You just suggested Frank-N-Furter’s makeup, in case you didn’t catch that. :)

    It’s a look which goes well with most everyone. Although, a lighter lipstick could work too, a la Ville Valo’s Join Me in Death look:

    In that vid, his eyeshadow was a deep rose red, bordering on dark magenta. Delicious.

    Tim Curry as Frank-N-America would have rocked the house and awed Iron Man into unspeakable decadence.

    Oh yes. Yes, yes, yes.

  8. says

    rq:

    Nah, something a bit brighter than a dark plum – perhaps a bright plum, something closer to a dark magenta, with a bit of *zinnnnggg*, to let the colour in his eyes pop. The smoke eyeshadow should also have just a tinge of rose – I thought about glitter, but that might be a bit much. Eyeliner, yes please!

    :laughs: Ville Valo it is!

  9. rq says

    … Though there’s something to be said for the plainer, more practical eyeshadow-less look he is sporting in the photo (still needs a darker-brighter lipstick, though). Perhaps useful for those early mornings when there’s no time to go full-out with the make-up before a hard day of saving the world.

    his eyeshadow was a deep rose red, bordering on dark magenta

    Ooooooo…!!

  10. rq says

    Ville Valo it is!

    Put him into a bright pink Hello Kitty superhero suit. I’d watch that.

  11. says

    rq:

    Put him into a bright pink Hello Kitty superhero suit. I’d watch that.

    Oh. yeah. He’d rock that look all the way to hell and back, too. That man is too hot for words.

  12. blf says

    The mildly deranged penguin points out there are easier ways to be launched by trebuchet then dressing up like SoooperKitten.

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