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cartomancer says October 22, 2018 at 6:08 pm A crumpled up photocopy of last Thursday’s Times Crossword.
kestrel says October 22, 2018 at 6:10 pm Purple pocket knife. It’s *tactical*, too: the blade is blackened. So, a *tactical* purple pocket knife.
ridana says October 22, 2018 at 6:48 pm I’m not wearing pants, so I guess I’m gender-free in our brave new Trumpian World Order.
Dave, ex-Kwisatz Haderach says October 23, 2018 at 3:23 pm Chapstick, candy and a hotel room key. Sounds like fun.
Crip Dyke, Right Reverend Feminist FuckToy of Death & Her Handmaiden says October 24, 2018 at 2:17 pm @jazzlet & ridana: You’re living in the post-gender utopia. Enjoy it.
Workplace proximity card and house key.
I’m a big hairy butt!
If only I had a $3 bill, that would work …
Mostly lint.
A crumpled up photocopy of last Thursday’s Times Crossword.
Purple pocket knife. It’s *tactical*, too: the blade is blackened. So, a *tactical* purple pocket knife.
I’m not wearing pants, so I guess I’m gender-free in our brave new Trumpian World Order.
A damp and stinky bandanna with calico cats on it.
Swiss Army Knife and a handkerchief.
I’m a…smartphone?
A smartphone and a keychain.
Chapstick, candy and a hotel room key. Sounds like fun.
Me. Only me.
29 cents.
Nothing? No pockets so nothing in them.
@jazzlet & ridana:
You’re living in the post-gender utopia. Enjoy it.
Pocket lint and a dead tissue.