I come to bury Chadwick Moore, not to praise him!
Chadwick Moore is, so far as I can tell, no one of any importance whatsoever – much like me. Nonetheless, he attracted attention with his call for the FBI to investigate Grindr. You may know Grindr as a dating app that focusses on gay men and makes it easy to hook up for one night stands and semi-anonymous, short term sexual relationships. But did you also know that it’s an evil Marxist plot to steal your freedoms? It’s true!
Grindr asks all people a number of questions when creating a profile. One of the questions is, “Gender?” An open-text input box is provided, for those who wish to use it. Chadwick Moore made that choice. He typed
There are only 2.
Grindr chose to bounce his profile. Moore made another profile, and again in the box intended for people to input their gender/s, Moore wrote
There are only 2.
He was bounced again. At this point, Moore first began to perceive the writhing, tentacular mass of insanity made tech that is Grindr, and the tendrils of prehensile mucus with which it invaded every corner of social, political, and – gasp! – even sexual life. Bravely, Moore fought back. His vorpal tweets went twitter-snack:
If trans women are real women why are they lurking on a gay men’s dating app. And doesn’t the whole trans narrative only deeply further the gender binary? So weird
We’d love to see your internal company guidelines on postmodernism, gender theory, and banned words. Are you a gay dating app, or another tech firm engaged in thought-policing at the behest of radical, unf*ckable, far-left activists?
I mean, god-forbid someone challenge post-modernist fake-science on a dating app, the same dating app that is a notorious conduit of prostitution, illegal drug use, illegal drug sales, and the spread of disease. I dunno does the @fbi need to look into what happens on @grindr?
Oh frabjous day, Callooh, Callay! With an FBI investigation of everyone who refuses to welcome anti-trans twits into their business, we can finally have MOORE JUSTICE. What a brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Chadwick.
Who the fuck are the snowflakes again? I can’t keep up. I do know, however, that the members of the Grindr community got a huge win when Moore was kicked off the platform. Twice.