I didn’t make the cut at the University of Virginia:
That’s okay; add it to the list (I’ve been rejected by all the finest schools). What’s funny about this is that I applied for that job in October of 2016!
Oh well, at least they let me know. That’s more than I can say for one of the schools where I actually interviewed in person in 2014 (I’m not going to name the school). Or maybe that rejection is still coming!