Jack and I came across a small spaceship this morning. Jack barked at it a few times, but there was no response. We decided that the aliens must be out reconnoitering and tip-toed up to the craft. It was smaller than it first appeared and there were multiple antennae on top that were connected to a central axis giving the ship a look similar to a satellite dish. The body of the craft was of a soft, malleable metal unlike anything I’d seen before. We examined the exterior and could find no doors, ports or knobs that would allow us entry. Knowing that the aliens were out here somewhere, Jack and I decided to leave, but we kept a close watch for the rest of our walk and found nothing else of note. (Alright, it’s really an umbrella, but Jack and I like to pretend we’re on grand adventures)
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Another thrilling edition of the Jack Files. The walk is out there.
It Comes from the Other Side of the Sun, i.e. it’s a Para Sol.
Well… it was an umbrella.
I’m pretty sure the CIA has altered this photo to hide all the real evidence. Further analysis should substantiate this claim. Had any visits from odd men in black suits lately?
I think it is an emissary from the evil “YouCouldHaveYerEyeOutWithThat”s.
I knew it! They are disguising their spaceships as umbrellas. They may fool humans but they will not fool Jack! :D