The Minneapolis police are getting a little too serious—they’ve started arresting zombies (those are some really good mugshots.) I think the fact that there was a zombie dance party at the mall might have tipped them off that there isn’t a real threat here.

The reason they were arrested is ridiculous.

Harteau also said police were on high alert because they’d gotten a bulletin about men who wear clown makeup while attacking and robbing people in other states.

What’s the matter with law enforcement nowadays? They can’t even tell clowns from zombies. Here’s a hint:

What are they going to do when the mad scientists invade Minneapolis next week—run around and start locking up dentists and undertakers?

Who would have thought Wonder Woman sprang from such an unusual source?

Well, actually, I guess in retrospect that it was obvious.

I just finish cussing out a creationist for getting his evolutionary ideas from a Mr Potato Head box, and what do I find? The Pain presents…Mr Cthulhu Head.

Well. I don’t see the point of this study, but I suppose there are people who need to be clubbed about the head with the obvious who would be well-served by reading it. It’s a study to determine whether clones would have separate identities.

Umm, yeah?

They determined this by interviewing twins, who are clones of one another.

OK, yes?

From these findings the scientists said they could assume a clone would probably not feel their individuality was compromised by sharing genes with someone else; that their relationship with their co-clone was a blessing; and their uniqueness was not a negative thing.

That’s a relief. We can stop worrying about the clone armies full of self-loathing bodies with a single mind between them, I guess. I wonder if they also pursued the question of why, in any pair of twins, one individual gets all the good qualities, and the other is always pure evil?

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Never mind. Try googling “soul” and “clone”—there are way too many people in the world who take that worry seriously. Maybe this was a necessary study after all.

I’ve made it to St Paul and am sucking down some caffeine before strolling over to the venue for my talk this afternoon, and I’ve got a few minutes for a quickie link dump from the mailbag. Digest these for a while…

• There’s a great new response to the Randi paranormal challenge. Unfortunately, while I think her power is real and immense, it isn’t paranormal.
• This settles it. The war of the annoying you-tube videos has gone too far—now we’ve got singing Christian pirate puppets.
• They say Nelson’s Column is being renovated—I say it’s being used as a clandestine staging platform for the invasion of the Elder Gods.
• If you think scientists are obnoxious freethinkers, we’ve got nothin’ on the damned poets. “I am expelled for Atheism.”
• This could be a popular new ride at Sea World: take a ride on a Great White Shark.
• Uh-oh. It runs in the family…now my daughter is arguing with some creationist friends. (She’s a tough cookie, too—she won’t let me help at all, and is going to fight it out herself.)
• Well, I’m safely ensconced in a coffee shop in the worldly big city of St Paul. Do you think I should surprise the wife and come home with something like this?