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Posted by Blair Wolf on Sunday, March 13, 2016
I would hug him and squeeze him and name him George and phtagn him for hours and feed him wgah’nagl iä and blood of the iä! Iä! Ph’nglui mglw’nfah Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn! Cthulhu fthagn!
Lakes around here freeze over solid on the surface. Lakes in more temperate places just stay liquid. It’s the ones trying to be in-between that get weird.
Be sure to have the sound on. Lakes aren’t supposed to sound like that!
Show this to your kids so they’ll have nightmares on Christmas eve.
The war on Christmas is over. Everyone just gave up in disgust. They read this story about reindeer parasites, complete with burrowing snot flies, vaginal maggot guns, and people picking maggots out of their eyes, and decided it just wasn’t worth it any more.
What kind of gun should I get to pick off flying reindeer? I’m thinking of spending Christmas Eve patrolling the neighborhood and making sure none of those diseased vermin get anywhere near my house.
Another cheery film for the Christmas season is coming out.
I might have mispelled “cheesy” in that first sentence.
I haven’t played a role-playing game in decades. I enjoyed them, but…no time, and as you all know, I have no friends and am universally despised, so no one to play them with. And now I have another reason to not play at least one of them: it sucks. There’s a new RPG out called Myfarog, which looks unplayable, and is written by a proud racist who sees RPGs as a rehearsal for the coming collapse of Western Civilization. At least it gets away from the tired old stereotype of evil Orcs, and instead has you facing hordes of evil Jews.
It’s strange how half the internet seems to be complaining about “political correctness”, yet there doesn’t seem to be any significant suppression of some of the foulest crap, from Myfarog to Donald Trump, anywhere. In fact, it’s like a golden age of shit everywhere!
I was just in to the local clinic to have a misbehaving knee taken care of: I got a needle stuck in there, some fluid drawn out, an injection of steroids and an anesthetic, and then I had blood drawn for another test. I know some people have a horror of needles, but I think I have the opposite — I find my internal fluids fascinating, and seeing technology digging into them is actually kind of cool. Not that I’m going to seek out opportunities to be stabbed and poked, though…being a smoothly running machine that doesn’t need repair work is even cooler.
I also quite enjoy getting dental work done. There may be something wrong with my brain.
I don’t know what this is about, but it bothers me. It has a bit of that “into the cornfield” vibe.
If that’s too weird for you, you can always try these reviews of Japanese video dating games. Just that phrase, “Japanese video dating games”, ought to be enough to make you tremble with fear.
#5 looked like the best, to me.
Sweet dreams!
It’s not really that naughtily illustrated, but it’s still probably NSFW: What If Humans Had Sex like the Rest of the Animal Kingdom?. I didn’t care much for Mantis Style, and I don’t think I’d survive Slug Style or Anglerfish Style, and doesn’t everyone do it Barnacle Style? But #5 is my favorite.
Philadelphia does not have a monopoly on American cuisine. It is Minnesota State Fair season! We’re all gonna DIEEEEE.
It opens 27 August. That’s about when classes start, so I have an excuse to avoid this opportunity to destroy my digestive system, my veins and arteries, my liver, my urinary system, and my olfactory/taste centers.
