Rebound from the storm

We had a big storm blow through and move on last night. I was volunteering at the Morris Theater, where we had a sadly small audience, when the power went out about an hour into the show — I gave out free tickets to the few people there and shooed them out into the storm. It was an impressive storm, too. Sheets of rain crashing down, non-stop lightning, gusting winds, the usual midwestern chaos. I gave a couple of our volunteer concessionaires a drive home, which was more intense than I expected. The streetlights were out, the rain was so heavy that I had less than a car’s length of visibility, so I was doing about 10mph, and had to periodically stick my head out the window (and get drenched) to see where I was going.

It was so bad that when I got home, a panicky young Hispanic gentleman ran up to me from his car and asked where there was a place of safety for his family. I steered him to the hospital emergency room, about 2 blocks away, and recommended the well-lit waiting room with functioning internal lights. My house was pitch black inside.

So this morning we got up to inspect the damage. There wasn’t much. The tall weeds in our backyard were flattened, but surprisingly, the tall Mexican sunflowers Mary had planted were doing fine. Mary had told me that I had to participate in the Urban Butterfly Initiative’s Big Day by photographing butterflies. Yesterday, that would have been easy, we had swarms of butterflies everywhere.

Today, I think they’d either been blown away or were in shock. I found one.

I also found a sad looking drone fly hiding under a leaf.

I checked out our resident Argiope. She was fine, although the tall stems she usually used for her web were bedraggled and crushed down low.

Maybe the butterflies will be back tomorrow, or maybe the butterfly season is over.

Another sleepless night

I was up at 2am again last night, and now I’m really tired. The reason is right here:

That’s my mailbox. It’s located under the eaves of my garage roof, and you might have to look closely to see it, but it’s covered with bat poop. I’ve gone out with a garden hose a few times and cleaned it off, but every night, without fail, a swarm of bats emerges from the voluminous (and unused) storage space above my garage, lightens their load with a quick evacuation, and then flits off to diminish the local mosquito population. From the amount of bat crap we see, I think we’ve got an impressively large colony of bats inhabiting our garage.

That’s fine. I like bats. I’m happy to provide a shelter for the local population, and while I’m not thrilled that they’re voiding their bowels over my mailbox, it’s always over the back half, so it doesn’t interfere with human uses of the mailbox.

But then, every once in a while, a bat somehow finds its way into my house, and they don’t like it. Late last night I heard a scratching and scuffling at the blinds in my bedroom, and then…flutter flutter flutter. I turned on the lights, waking up my wife, who looked up and saw this brown beast running laps around the room, going around and around in circles, with me putting on a robe and running to my office to get my butterfly net.

It was very exciting and a bit chaotic for a while. I was sweeping that net around, mostly missing (bats are agile critters), and banging into ceiling light fixture, which eventually broke and fell to the floor with a crash of breaking glass. Eventually I swished the net just right and captured the bat, which I took out the back door and released.

All that disruption meant we were now fully awake and it took a while to get back to sleep, briefly, because the alarm goes off at 5am so Mary can get to work on time.

I raise spiders and house a swarm of bats. Is my dream of becoming the Addams Family coming true?

A little body horror

We’ve got a few monarch chrysalides around the house, but we’ve also noticed a lot of mortality among the caterpillars, which is normal. This morning we spotted this caterpillar, motionless and dying, clinging to the side of the house.

There’s something horrible stuck to its side. I don’t know what it is, so I present it to you, all you caterpillar MDs. Any diagnosis?