There once was a lass from Nantucket
Who made chicken chow mien by the bucket,
Skipped over two lines and said, “Fuck it!”
Told you it was naughty.
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There once was a lass from Nantucket
Who made chicken chow mien by the bucket,
Skipped over two lines and said, “Fuck it!”
Told you it was naughty.
Its a good thing Im not OCD, otherwise the pedant in me would be having fits.
I don’t get it …
There was a young man from Peru
Whose limericks stopped at line two.
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There was a young man from Verdun
Those are very, very naughty limericks you presented here, Owlmirror. Sit next to me.
(Not at all original to me, I should add — I’m pretty sure I read those back in the 1980s(?))
There once was a limerick funny
Whose lines were all bent and all runny
We all thought it would rhyme
In some beat or some time..
But turned out it just went down the dunny.. 😉
See :
https://www.writerscentre.com.au/blog/qa-why-is-it-called-a-dunny/