A naughty limerick

There once was a lass from Nantucket

Who made chicken chow mien by the bucket,

Skipped over two lines and said, “Fuck it!”

Told you it was naughty.



  1. Owlmirror says

    There was a young man from Peru
    Whose limericks stopped at line two.


    There was a young man from Verdun

  2. Owlmirror says

    (Not at all original to me, I should add — I’m pretty sure I read those back in the 1980s(?))

  3. StevoR says

    There once was a limerick funny
    Whose lines were all bent and all runny
    We all thought it would rhyme
    In some beat or some time..
    But turned out it just went down the dunny.. 😉

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