From retail workers who will never escape poverty to techbros striving for their first million, USA people working for private companies are ruthlessly exploited, pushed to the limits of mind and body, and fucked over at every possible turn. From what I’ve seen, government jobs are more secure and have more built-in protection by far than anything on offer in the private sector. Looking to escape the boom-bust cycle of getting laid off or bought out every two years, endlessly taking new jobs for fewer and fewer dollars of rapidly decreasing value? Good news!
The president’s vaccine mandate is passing its late deadline for federal employees (contractors had a more generous timeline), and antivax fuckos are getting bounced from the government en masse! Job openings galore! Sure veterans and the disabled get priority, but there will be more than enough jobs to reach the rest of you too. Go to USAjobs.gov and commit your life to public service. It isn’t glamorous, but it’s necessary, and so much less brutal than the private sector. I’m looking at you, Orange Julius and Walmart employees. Now’s your chance!