1. johnson catman says

    Well, donchaknow that his god invented the Celsius scale of temperature. It wasn’t like some human observed the facts and assigned numbers to it or anything. It is, after all, in the bible . . . somewhere, right?

  2. says

    I want to believe that’s just someone being funny. I really want to.

    God invented all the gradations between “completely dark” and “really bright” and divided them into 50 shades, too!

  3. Crip Dyke, Right Reverend Feminist FuckToy of Death & Her Handmaiden says

    Did you know that our calendar was born on the same day as Jesus?

    What made all the calendars in the world reset to 1 when Jesus was born? Huh?

    Checkmate, Atheists!

  4. secondtofirstworld says

    Salt must be the work of the devil because it can prevent water from being frozen completely. But the air needs to be -20 degrees Celsius around the Arctic circle to form a pillar of light, which is “scientific proof for God”, and yet no ardent Christians organize tours to see it and have a chance of talking to angels.

  5. blf says

    Teh magic sky faeries only made that 100℃ = boiling work at sea level; therefore, it / she / he / they are scared of heights.

  6. quotetheunquote says

    This one can’t be American. He’s using Celsius.

    …but, oh, great Zarquon, you’re right … and given that they’re a raving Christian anglophone, probably means they’re from, um, my “home on native land.”
    Myself, I am wondering about the missing object in the sentence – “tell my” what? Mother? Pet goldfish? “Go tell it on the mountain?”