A door that doesn’t open? Why, that’s not a door at all. A door that doesn’t open Is a wall. If you want to pass right through it Well, that’s not what walls are for. If you want to pass right through it Use a door. It’s a wall of separation That the founding fathers …
Category Archive: Pinheads
Nov 17 2012
On Origins
The atheists, in arrogance, say man evolved from slime From nothingness to everything, and all you need is time With no one there to witness it, they simply cannot know The truth is, they are idiots… the bible tells me so. I may not know my science, but I know my holy book It’s got …
Nov 16 2012
Atheists Are Going To Hell
(to the tune of “Santa Claus Is Coming To Town”) You’d better watch Fox You’d better watch now You’d better watch Bill He’s telling us how Atheists are going to Hell. He’s throwing a fit He’s taping a show He’s telling us all He wants us to know Atheists are going to Hell He hopes …
Nov 10 2012
Wait, Isn’t The Election Over?
I just saw one of the Romney-affiliated PAC commercials. Four days after the election. An abbreviated version of this one: You know, the ad that was totally not coordinated with Romney’s claims that Jeeps were all going to be built in China? I guess huge amounts of money don’t really care who actually wins the …
Nov 02 2012
Footprints In The Sand…
Red State Jesus and Blue State Jesus Were walking along, on the beach; Discussing the issues, the fervent opinions, And policies favored by each. Blue State Jesus and Red State Jesus Had two very different lists But you won’t find their footsteps at all, in the sand Because neither one fucking exists. So CNN has …
Oct 31 2012
The Mitt Romney Mega Prayer!
The facts are clear; you must admit The time has come to pray for Mitt The time has come, if you believe, To pray all day—election eve And if it works—as well it may— We cannot lose, if we just stay At home, and pray and pray and pray From dawn to dusk, election day. …
Oct 28 2012
It’s Not A Costume!
It coming up on Halloween, there are people putting on false appearances and trying to scare you… and there are people who are just plain scary when they are being themselves. From a nearby paper, a letter to the editor today: To the editor: You folks probably won’t print this, being a leftist leaning newspaper, …
Oct 22 2012
Horses And Bayonets (The Ballad Of Romney’s Run)
For weeks and weeks, for months and months We battled toward the right Outflanking arch-conservatives We had to win the fight We dropped opponents one by one Who couldn’t keep the pace Now we’re miles from the center But at least we won that race And it’s saddle up your horses, lads, And fix your …
Oct 20 2012
Jesus-Ween Coming Up!
Someone, on Twitter (I think it was @BugGirl) was pointing out that JesusWeen is a real thing. With the Cuttlekids out of the nest for the most part, I had forgotten that it was that season again. Good Grief! The dumbest thing I’ve ever seen Is Jesus-Ween. At Jesus-Ween, the zombies walk the earth—well, one, …
Oct 16 2012
Debate: The Least-Informed Are In Charge Of The Questions
There was a voter, undecided, Though I cannot fathom why; Perhaps a faulty compass guided Him, as days and weeks flew by. Friends would prod, and neighbors chided “Such an indecisive guy!” With rapt attention undivided All would roll their eyes and sigh. The networks parked where he resided (Never was he camera-shy) The interviews …
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