“You’ll Be Hearing ‘Merry Christmas’ A Lot More This Year”

“We’re getting near that beautiful Christmas season that people don’t talk about anymore. They don’t use the word ‘Christmas’ because it’s not politically correct,” he said, explaining that politically correct culture has made it difficult to celebrate the holiday. “You go to department stores, and they’ll say ‘Happy New Year,’ or they’ll say other things, and it’ll be red — they’ll have it painted — but they don’t say — Well, guess what? We’re saying ‘Merry Christmas’ again.”

I’m saying “Merry Christmas”!
It’s so wonderful to hear!
Thanks to Trump, I get to say it,
Which I hadn’t, since… last year. [Read more…]

Impeach! Impeach! Impeach! Impeach! (For Greta)

Because I have the pow’r of speech
Impeach! Impeach! Impeach! Impeach!
If I believed in God, I’d preach
Impeach! Impeach! Impeach! Impeach!
From mountain-top to sandy beach
Impeach! Impeach! Impeach! Impeach!
In darkest ink no sun could bleach
Impeach! Impeach! Impeach! Impeach!
Deep in my blood, to tell each leech
Impeach! Impeach! Impeach! Impeach!
Beyond what mortal man might reach
Impeach! Impeach! Impeach! Impeach!
My duty calls; I will not breach—
Impeach! Impeach! Impeach! Impeach!
One final lesson I will teach—
Impeach! Impeach! Impeach! Impeach! [Read more…]

“Troubled”

Republican folks who are “troubled” have doubled
It lets them look noble and oh-so-concerned
A camouflage cover concealing their dealings
Cos voters won’t search very hard, they have learned
This “troubled” Republican faction’s true actions
Are somewhat at odds with the words they lay down;
No chance they’ll be serving the POTUS his notice
It’s more than enough that the press see them frown! [Read more…]